《摩登家庭》第1季第19集 第2期:我很搞笑

 Well, in spite¹ of you calling it a toy, 你将之称作"玩具"是大不敬

this is shaping up to top the best birthday I ever had. 但明天貌似会超过我曾过得最开心的一个生日

Oh, thank God we don't have to hear that stupid story 感谢上帝  再不用听那故事

- about that place... - It was called the Fun Zone. -什么地方来着  -在欢乐地带球场

I was 11. 那年我11岁

I hit 10 straight fastballs in the batting cage. 连续击中10个直线快球

Then my best friend Jeff Sweeney stepped in 然后我的铁哥们杰夫·斯威尼冒出来

and took one in the groin. 被我正中胯下

I yelled² out "Ball two!" 我喊道  又中两"球"

Everybody laughed. 所有人爆笑

That was when I knew I was funny. 那时我就知道  我很搞笑

Good night. 晚安

B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe. B-E-L-I-E-V-E  相信

Are you sure there's not an "E-I" In the middle? 中间不是E-I吗  你确定吗

- No. It's "I-E." - Good, papi! - 不  是I-E  -好样滴  宝贝

If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either. 我绕不晕你  你老师也别想成功

I don't think they're trying to fool me. 老师没必要绕晕我吧

Wait until you see what I got Phil for his birthday. 猜猜我给菲尔买了什么生日礼物

I found it on the SkyMall catalog³. 天维购物淘到的

Ay. It's not one of those talking alarm clocks? 啧啧  不是那种会说话的闹钟吧

"It's 6:05. It's 6:25. Wake up. Wake up." "6:05啦  6:25啦  醒醒啦醒醒啦"

Even better. A rosewood chess set. 比那个棒多了  一套紫檀木棋

As matter of fact, before I wrap⁴ this thing, 话说  不如我等会再包装

what say we take it for a spin⁵? 我们先来一局怎么样

 

1 spite   

n.（用于短语）虽然，不顾，尽管

参考例句：

• He has modern ideas in spite of his great age.尽管他年事很高，但思想观念却很入时。
• In spite of his anger,his remarks were restrained.他尽管生气，说的话还是有节制的。

2 yelled   

v.叫喊，号叫，叫着说( yell的过去式和过去分词 )

参考例句：

• He yelled at the other driver. 他冲着另一位司机大叫。
• The lost man yelled, hoping someone in the woods would hear him. 迷路的人大声喊着，希望林子里的人会听见。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 catalog   

n.目录(册)vt.将…编入目录，将…编目

参考例句：

• Can you catalog all these books?你能给所有这些书编目录吗？
• You can look for the book in the library catalog.你可以在图书馆的图书目录上查找这本书。

4 wrap   

n.外套，围巾，包裹，限制，约束，秘密；vt.包装，卷，缠绕，包，裹，覆盖，遮蔽，隐藏

参考例句：

• You'd better wrap it with a piece of clean cloth.你最好用一块干净的布把它包起来。
• You can wrap the skirt around your waist.你可以把裙子围在腰间。

5 spin   

v./n.纺，（使）快速旋转；旋转，旋转运动

参考例句：

• A man cannot spin and weave at the same time.[谚]一心不能二用。
• We can go for a spin on a bicycle on campus.我们可以骑自行车在校园里兜一圈。