《摩登家庭》第1季第21集 第3期:笑口常开

 Oh, crap. 靠  毁了

Your mother-in-law just had to have the dog. 你婆婆非要养这只狗

Turns out she's allergic¹. 结果发现原来她对狗过敏

And the pet store didn't have a grace period 宠物店就没个宽限期

or a return policy or anything? 或者包退换之类的吗

I got him from the pound. 它是从宠物收留所领回来的

Was there a twister in Kansas? 堪萨斯州刮龙卷风了吧

'Cause there's a house in my driveway. 不然怎么把房子刮到我家车道上了

Welcome home, Mr. Dunphy. 欢迎回家  邓菲先生

Uh, always a pleasure, Mr. Dunphy. 很高兴见到你  邓菲先生

Indeed it is, Mr. Dunphy. Place it there. 我也是  邓菲先生  请把它放在那里

- Oh, I shall. I shall. - I miss this. Get in here. -好的好的  -真怀念啊  来抱一个

My dad is awesome². 我爸超级棒

He's awesome. He's always up. He's always happy. 他特别好  永远积极向上  笑口常开

I mean, he and I are best buds. 他跟我是好哥们

We're like two peas in a pod. 我们就像一个模子刻出来的

Or Siamese twins. Or a snake with two heads. 或者是连体双胞胎  或者双头蛇

- They've actually been all those things for Halloween. - Yeah. -他们在万圣节扮过以上所有角色  -没错

Oy. This must be Scout³, huh? 哎哟  这一定是斯科特吧

I should warn you. He sheds. 我得警告你  他会脱毛  

I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road. 我一路上让他上床和我一起睡

Now my sheets look like two bigfoots did it. 我那床单就跟被俩野人滚过一样

Pardon the language. 原谅我的粗俗用语

- How's Mom? - Speaking of big feet, eh? -我妈好吗  -说到那个"大脚野人"

She's on a cruise with her girlfriends, 她和她的闺蜜们乘游轮旅游去了

some of which are not totally unattractive. 大多都是恐龙  也有几个尚有几分姿色

 

1 allergic   

adj.过敏的，变态的

参考例句：

• Alice is allergic to the fur of cats.艾丽斯对猫的皮毛过敏。
• Many people are allergic to airborne pollutants such as pollen.许多人对空气传播的污染物过敏，比如花粉。

2 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

3 scout   

n.童子军，侦察员；v.侦察，搜索

参考例句：

• He was mistaken for an enemy scout and badly wounded.他被误认为是敌人的侦察兵，受了重伤。
• The scout made a stealthy approach to the enemy position.侦察兵偷偷地靠近敌军阵地。