摩登家庭第六季 第277期:对配偶隐瞒事实的失业人员

 I send out my resume. 我每天先是发简历。

And then, like most unemployed¹ people hiding the truth from their spouses², I go to the park. And then, one day, I met Spencer. 像大部分对配偶隐瞒事实的失业人员一样，我会去公园。有一天 我遇见了斯宾塞。

Hello. 你好。

And now I play checkers with spencer. 现在我每天都和斯宾塞下棋。

No! 不！

And his best friend, George, who helped me get over my lifelong fear of birds. 还有他最好的朋友，乔治，它帮我克服了对鸟的终生恐惧。

That tickles³. Stop it! Stop it! 痒痒！别闹了！

Mitchell, you can talk to me. I'm a realtor. 米奇尔，你可以告诉我。我是房地产经纪人。

I need you to kill the deal, okay? Don't tell Cam. 我需要你取消交易。好吗？别告诉小卡。

Mitch...What was that about? What did Mitchell say? 米奇...那是怎么回事？米奇尔说了什么？

Do I smell Jay's famous ribs⁴? 我是闻到了杰的拿手排骨吗？

Phil. Phil. 菲尔，菲尔。

Calm down. Gloria needs napkin rings. I'm gonna hold you up. You can check the high shelves. 冷静，歌洛莉亚需要餐巾环。我要举起你，你看看高层架子。

Lift with your legs. I had a big lunch. 使劲举，我中午吃了很多。

I don't see any napkin rings. I just see a box with some Spanish written on it. 我没看见有餐巾环。我只看到了一个写着西班牙语的盒子。

Oh, that's probably it. 可能就是了。

Crockett and Tubbs! That's heroin⁵! 克罗基特和塔布斯，那可是海洛因。

What? ! 什么？

You know, horse, smack⁶, hell dust. 你懂的，白粉，白面，四号仔。

I know the nicknames. I've watched "Kojak". 我知道外号，我看过《侦探科杰克》。

 

1 unemployed   

adj.失业的，没有工作的；未动用的，闲置的

参考例句：

• There are now over four million unemployed workers in this country.这个国家现有四百万失业人员。
• The unemployed hunger for jobs.失业者渴望得到工作。

2 spouses   

n.配偶，夫或妻( spouse的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Jobs are available for spouses on campus and in the community. 校园里和社区里有配偶可做的工作。 来自辞典例句
• An astonishing number of spouses-most particularly in the upper-income brackets-have no close notion of their husbands'paychecks. 相当大一部分妇女——特别在高收入阶层——并不很了解他们丈夫的薪金。 来自辞典例句

3 tickles   

（使）发痒( tickle的第三人称单数 )； （使）愉快，逗乐

参考例句：

• My foot [nose] tickles. 我的脚[鼻子]痒。
• My nose tickles from the dust and I want to scratch it. 我的鼻子受灰尘的刺激发痒，很想搔它。

4 ribs   

n.肋骨( rib的名词复数 )；（船或屋顶等的）肋拱；肋骨状的东西；（织物的）凸条花纹

参考例句：

• He suffered cracked ribs and bruising. 他断了肋骨还有挫伤。
• Make a small incision below the ribs. 在肋骨下方切开一个小口。

5 heroin   

n.海洛因

参考例句：

• Customs have made their biggest ever seizure of heroin.海关查获了有史以来最大的一批海洛因。
• Heroin has been smuggled out by sea.海洛因已从海上偷运出境。

6 smack   

vt.拍，打，掴；咂嘴；vi.含有…意味；n.拍

参考例句：

• She gave him a smack on the face.她打了他一个嘴巴。
• I gave the fly a smack with the magazine.我用杂志拍了一下苍蝇。