摩登家庭第六季 第284期:欧洲对少女来说不安全

 Yeah. We'll have a great time. Cafés, museums, Plus, Europe is not safe for teenage¹ girls. 没错，我们一定会玩得很开心的。各种餐厅，博物馆，再说了，欧洲对少女来说可不安全。

You've seen "Taken"? Could you imagine dad getting that phone call? 你看过《飓风营救》吗？你能想象爸爸要是收到那通电话会怎样吗？

What is his particular set of skills? Juggling²? 他能有什么特殊技能啊？变魔术吗？

Hey, Dad, can we talk? 老爸，我们能谈谈吗？

Sure, honey. - In private. 当然了，亲爱的。-私下里谈。

Oh, not so hard. I can't breathe. Little robot humor³. 别那么用力，我无法呼吸了。小小的机器人笑话。

I noticed you didn't laugh at my robot joke. What's going on? 我注意到你听到我的机器人笑话并没有笑。出什么事了？

Everyone thinks beth is so great, but I think she's crazy. She's been after me all day. 大家都觉得贝丝超级好，但我觉得她是个疯子。她已经针对我一整天了。

Why would she be after you? 她为什么要针对你？

She thinks I'm in love with Andy. 她觉得我爱上安迪了。

Are you? 那你有吗？

No. I mean, I care about him. He makes me laugh. I like spending time with him. 没有，我的确关心他。他能逗我发笑，我喜欢跟他在一起玩。

Well, do you think about him when he's not around? 当他不在你身边时，你会想他吗？

I guess. 会吧。

Sometimes, I see something funny and I think, "Oh, Andy would love that. I wish he were here so I could share it with him." 有时候，我看到一些好笑的事，就会心想"安迪一定超爱这个的。我真希望他也在这里，我就能跟他一起乐了。"

But...Honey, I know I'm just a robot, but that sounds like love to me. 但是，亲爱的，我知道我只是个机器人，但在我看来那就是爱啊。

Doesn't matter anyway. He's in love with someone else. Maybe I'm the crazy one. 反正也无所谓了。他在爱着别人。或许我才是个疯子吧。

Don't mean to interrupt⁴. Just came to say goodbye. Beth and I are going to take a drive, try to catch the sunset⁵. 我不是故意要打扰的。只是来道别一下。贝丝和我打算开车出去兜兜风，欣赏夕阳的美景。

Okay, well, have fun. 好的，祝你们玩的开心。

Okay. 好的。

It's Haley. Haley's the girl. You love Ha-- love each other! 是海莉，海莉就是那个女孩，你爱的是海...你们互相爱着对方！

Come on. I'll walk you out. 走吧，我送你们出去。

Where are you going? 你们要去哪儿啊？

You guys love each oth-- You're making a huge mistake! 你们爱着对方...你们正在犯下一个巨大的错！

 

1 teenage   

adj.青少年的；十几岁的

参考例句：

• His voice is very high for a teenage boy.对一个十几岁的男孩来说，他的嗓音很尖。
• He is too old now for teenage parties.他年龄太大了，不适于参加少年聚会。

2 juggling   

n. 欺骗, 杂耍(=jugglery) adj. 欺骗的, 欺诈的 动词juggle的现在分词

参考例句：

• He was charged with some dishonest juggling with the accounts. 他被指控用欺骗手段窜改账目。
• The accountant went to prison for juggling his firm's accounts. 会计因涂改公司的帐目而入狱。

3 humor   

n.(humour)幽默，诙谐

参考例句：

• He is distinguished for his sense of humor.他以其幽默感著称。
• American humor is founded largely on hyperbole.美式幽默主要以夸张为基础。

4 interrupt   

vt./vi.打断；中断；插嘴

参考例句：

• It is not polite to interrupt when someone is talking.在别人讲话时插嘴是不礼貌的。
• You'd better not interrupt him.He is sleeping.你最好别打扰他，他在睡觉。

5 sunset   

n.日落；衰落时期(尤指人的晚年)

参考例句：

• They'll work on till sunset.他们将继续工作，直到日落。
• The sunset was a very beautiful sight.那落日真是一幅美景。