欧美人文风情第202篇:妈妈帮大乱斗

 Oh, look! The breast police have arrived. 噢，快看!母乳纠察队来了。

A hundred percent breastfed—straight from the source. 百分之百亲喂母乳——直接从源头送出。

Drug-free pool birth...dolphin-assisted. 在泳池无麻醉生产……海豚有帮忙那种。

Oh...! 噢……!

Well, you push; we cuddle. 嗯，你们用推的；我们用抱的。

Yeah, cuddling is bonding¹. 没错，抱着才是培养感情。

Helicopter mom, 12 o'clock. 十二点钟方向有直升机老妈。

It must be Mommy's day off. 肯定是妈咪放假去了。

Oh, that's sexist! What? 噢，那是性别歧视!怎样？

No, no, no... 不要、不要这样、不要这样...

Oh...disposable diaper. Well, apparently² we don't care about the environment. 噢……抛弃式尿布。嗯，很显然我们不在意环境吼。

Oh, look! It's crunchy granola mom. 噢，你看!乐活潮妈妈呢。

It's getting real. 来真的了。

I wonder what it's like being a part-time mom. 不知道不用当全职妈妈是什么感觉。

Ooh... 喔呜……

Stay-at-home moms. 全职黄脸婆。

Huh...I wonder what they do all day. 哈……不知道她们整天在干嘛。

Mani-pedis. 做指甲吧。

Looks like some moms are too lazy to breastfeed. 看来有些妈妈懒到连母乳都不喂。

Someone came with their nipples blazing³. 有些人都喂到红肿破皮了吧。

Oh, yeah? Well, I pump during conference calls. 喔，是吗？这个嘛，我可是边开会边挤母乳。

Hello! 你嘛帮帮忙!

It's not all about the breast. 重点又不是只有胸部。

Uh, yeah, actually...Yeah, it is. 唉，是，其实……对啊，重点是胸部。

No, it's not. No, no. 不，不是。不不。

No, it's about the breast. It's about the breast. 不，就是和胸部有关。重点就是胸部。

You want a piece of this? 你想来一片吗？

Oh! Oh, you want a piece of this?! 噢!喔，你想来一片是吧？!

Well, I'll show you some scream-free parenting! 哼，我来告诉你什么叫轻声细语的教养!

Bring it... 放马过来……

Nipple up, ladies! 挺胸啦女士们!

It's go time...I think. 出发了……我想是吧。

Yeah! Yeah! 好!好!

Go! Go! 冲!冲!

Let's go! 我们走!

I'll be back! 一会回来!

I'll be back. 我会回来。

Let's do this!!! 来吧!!!

Oh! Oh, wait, guys...! 噢!噢，大家等一下……!

Gosh! 老天!

It's fine...it's fine. 没事……没事。

 

1 bonding   

黏结； 连[搭，焊，胶，粘]接，结[耦，焊，接]合，压焊； 砖石砌体砌合

参考例句：

• Set up ultrasonic wire bonding laboratory. 成立超声波电子焊接实验室。
• A purple intemetallic phase (called purple plaque) is commonly found in bonding. 键合中常能发现一种紫色的金属化合物，称为紫斑。

2 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。

3 blazing   

a.强烈的，燃烧的，炫目的

参考例句：

• A huge fire was blazing in the fireplace. 壁炉中火烧得正旺。
• a blazing hot day 大热天