欧美人文风情第384篇:当我们戴上有色眼镜

 Yo, Rudy. Yo. What's up, man. How you doing? How are you? Good, man. Good. 呦，Rudy。呦。嗨，兄弟。过得如何啊？你好吗？很好啊，兄弟。很好。

What's going on? Man, I just met this girl. Yeah, nice. I really like her. 怎么了？兄弟，我最近遇到一个女孩。喔，很棒啊。我很喜欢她。

She's funny. Personality¹ is amazing. Lovely, like, easy on the eyes. 她很有趣，个性很赞，很可爱，就是，很漂亮。

I think I'mma take her out to this restaurant. You know I like sushi, so I'mma take her to sushi— 我想我会带她去这家餐厅。你知道我很喜欢寿司，所以我要带她去吃寿司－－

Not just like her. I think I really love her. And I think I really want to take it to the next step. 不只是喜欢她。我觉得我很爱她。我想我真的很想再和她更进一步。

My auditions²...I actually just got a call back for a Geico commercial³ I did. Yo, I'll call you in a little bit. 我的试镜...我其实刚接到我去试镜的 Geico 广告通知，我过了试镜第一关。呦，我等等再打给你。

See what Andy's doing. Yeah, we should. 去看看 Andy 过得如何。对啊，应该要去看看的。

Stop by Andy's. Money! I do not have the money! You own four jewelry⁴ stores on Fairfax. How do you not have... 顺路去 Andy 家。钱!我没有钱! 你在 Fairfax 有四家珠宝店。你怎么可能没有...

Yo. How you doing? 呦。你好吗？

Hello, my friend! My name is Anwar. I will be your Uber driver. If you want some water, there's water in the back. There's also— 哈囉，我的朋友!我的名字是 Anwar。我是你的 Uber 司机。如果你想要喝点水，后面有水。还有－－

If you like, I have the aux cord⁵. Would you like the 7 iPhone? 如果你想要的话，我有音源线。你要 iPhone 7 的吗？

My bad, bro. You okay? 我的错，兄弟。你没事吧？

What's up, man? Every time I put these glasses on, like, something magical⁶ happens. I'm telling you when I put these on— 兄弟，你怎么了？我每次戴上这副眼镜，就会，有些不可思议的事情发生。我是说我每次戴上去－－

Rudy, listen to what you're saying. Magic glasses. There's no such thing as magic glasses. Rudy，听听看你在说什么。魔法眼镜。没有魔法眼镜这种东西。

I'm not messing around here. When I put these on, something crazy happens. Yo, yo, yo. Calm down, calm down. Listen. 我不是在胡闹。我戴上眼镜的时候就会有疯狂的事情发生。呦、呦、呦。冷静，冷静。听着。

There's no such thing as magic glasses, okay? You're getting yourself hyped up over— 根本就没有魔法眼镜这种东西好吗？你现在精神太亢奋－－

Ha-ha... I'm white. I was thinking about buying the third yacht⁷. Are you feeling okay? Did you drink enough water? You— 哈哈...我是白人。我在想要买第三台游艇。你觉得还好吗？你有没有喝够多水？你－－

Hello? That was just a million dollars. Yup, it worked. Put them on. Put them on. You don't believe me. 哈啰？那只是一百万美元而已。没错，真的是疯狂的眼镜。你戴上去。你戴戴看。你不相信我。

Hello, Papi! I clean your whole house for five dollars right now. I'll clean the whole thing. 哈啰，兄弟!我现在可以打扫你整个房子，只要五块钱。我会全部清扫得很干净。

Okay, wow. Those are very real. What do I do with these, man? Get rid of those. They're dangerous. That's bad news. 好，哇。真的很真实。我该拿这眼镜怎么办，老兄？把眼镜丢掉。实在太危险了。太糟了。

Where do I even put them? Just... 但我到底要放哪里？就直接...

What is she doing? No, no, no. Don't put them on. Don't put them on. 她在干嘛？不、不、不。不要戴。不要戴。

Don't talk to me like that, white boy. I said that its 10 for the garden, and that's all you get! You son of a bitch. 不要用那种语气跟我说话，白人。我说扫花园就是十块钱，就是这么多了!你这该死的混蛋。

 

1 personality   

n.个性，人格，名人

参考例句：

• Einstein was a great personality.爱因斯坦是个伟大的人物。
• She has a powerful personality.她有坚强的个性。

2 auditions   

n.（对拟做演员、歌手、乐师等人的）试听，试音( audition的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Find modeling auditions, casting calls& acting auditions, all in one place. 找一个立体感试听，铸造呼叫和表演试听一体的地方。 来自互联网
• We are now about to start auditions to find a touring guitarist. 我们现在准备找一个新的吉他手。 来自互联网

3 commercial   

adj.商业的，商用的，商品化的；n.广告节目

参考例句：

• He has gained a footing in the commercial world.他已在商界取得立足之地。
• The plane did not fly the usual commercial route.飞机没有沿通常的商业航线飞。

4 jewelry   

n.（jewllery）（总称）珠宝

参考例句：

• The burglars walked off with all my jewelry.夜盗偷走了我的全部珠宝。
• Jewelry and lace are mostly feminine belongings.珠宝和花边多数是女性用品。

5 cord   

n.绳，线；纺织品；小电线；腱

参考例句：

• I wear a safety cord all the time.我一直带着安全绳索。
• I pulled the cord,and I felt a strong jerk.拉住绳索，我强烈的恐惧。

6 magical   

adj.魔术的，有魔力的，不可思议的

参考例句：

• I used to believe my mother had magical powers.我以前一直相信我母亲有奇妙的魔力。
• The effect of the medicine on the sick man was magical.药对病人的效力是不可思议的。

7 yacht   

n.游艇，快艇

参考例句：

• He was responsible for the location of the missing yacht.他负责查明失踪游艇的下落。
• He planned to cross the Pacific by yacht.他曾打算乘快艇横渡太平洋。