生活大爆炸 第九季:第20集 谁没有黑历史啊(下)

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Oh, well now, well now, we'll never win. You always play the drinking game. 那啥...我们根本赢不了啊，这项活动你老玩

Not the drinking game, a drinking game. To be fair, good at both. What's the game? 不是"喝酒"这游戏，是喝酒玩的游戏，说句公道话，两种她都是高手，怎么玩

All right, it's called Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple. Someone says something they've never done, but if you have done it, you take a drink. 好，这个游戏叫"我从未做过"，规则特别简单，每人说一件自己从未做过的事，但其他人谁做过，谁就得喝酒

I've never played that before. 我从未玩过这个游戏

Hey, now, wait. Have we started? Do I drink? 等一下，我们已经开始了吗，我需要喝酒吗

What is happening? Okay. Calm down. I'll go first. 到底怎么回事，好了，冷静一点，我先来

All right, let's see. Never have I ever... 好，我看看啊，我从未...

She's trying to think of something she's never done before. This could take a while. Very funny. 她正在努力回想一件她没做过的事，这够她想好久了，好好笑哦

Okay, never have I ever...Yeah, you know what? Let's just circle back. 我从未...算了吧，还是先从你们开始吧

Okay, I'll go. Never have I ever been arrested. So I drink. 好的，我先来，我从未被逮捕过，那我就得喝了

No, it's only if you've done it. Got it. 不，只有你做过才需要喝，懂了

I can't believe you've been arrested. 真不敢相信你居然被逮捕过

I can't believe Penny hasn't. 我还不敢相信佩妮没被逮捕过呢

Sheldon, what did you do? 谢尔顿，你犯了什么事啊

Well, I'm not proud of it, but...I jaywalked. 这不是一件值得骄傲的事，不过我曾经乱穿马路

Oh, no, it's like a horror movie. We're trapped in a cabin with a maniac¹. 我的妈呀，这不就跟恐怖片一样吗，我们和一个疯子一起困在小木屋里

I'm surprised you would do that. 我真惊讶你居然做了这种事

No, I crossed in the middle of the street. And normally, I wouldn't, but I saw an aggressivelooking Girl Scout², and it was the heart of cookie season. 我从街道的中间乱穿的，通常情况下，我不会做这种事，但我看见了一个虎视眈眈的女童子军，当时又恰逢女童军饼干销售旺季

Anyway, there was a police officer, and he witnessed the whole thing. 总之，路边站了一个警察，他目睹了整个过程

What he arrested you for that? 什么，他就为了这个逮捕你吗

No, he didn't do anything. So I said, "You just saw me jaywalk. Why aren't you doing your job?" You know? 不，他什么也没做，于是我说，"你刚才看见我乱穿马路了，你是白吃干饭的吗"

"MMaybe I should arrest you forfor impersonating a police officer." 也许我应该以冒充警察罪逮捕你才对"

And then you got arrested. 然后你就被逮捕了

Oh, and how. I feel like I just made a horrible mistake. 这也是我被逮捕的原因，我觉得自己犯了一个大错

Yeah. But on the other hand, I didn't kick him out of our lives. I just asked him to back off a little. Yeah. 没错，不过从另一方面来说，我又不是要跟他断绝来往，我不过让他别太越界而已，没错

What? Are you gonna cry? Yeah! 怎么了，你要哭了吗，没错

Is it baby hormones³ or actually sad? 你这是孕期荷尔蒙作祟，还是真的很难过啊

I can't tell anymore! I'll go get him. 我自己也分不出来，我马上去找他

And bring back the bear! 把熊熊也带回来

This game's dangerous. I could get you in trouble. How? 这个游戏太危险了，我轻轻松松就能让你惹上麻烦，此话怎讲

Well, never have I ever used Sheldon's toothbrush to clean the sink. 我从未用谢尔顿的牙刷来刷水槽

Fine, is that how you want to play this? 好呀，你想这么玩是吧

All right, never have I ever come up with a nickname for my own genitals. 很好，我从未给自己的生殖器取过小名

Never should've told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks⁴. 我就不该把《鼠来宝》那三只的名字告诉你

Okay. My turn. Never have I ever completely rocked my girlfriend's world in bed. 好了，该我了，我从未...让我女友在床上爽歪歪

Amy...You know the rules. Drink. 艾米...你懂规则的啦，喝吧

Yeah, go ahead. That's right. 你也喝吧，正是小爷

All right, my turn. Oh, I know. Never have I ever kept a secret bank account, because I think my wife can't handle money. 好了，该我了，我知道了，我从未因为觉得我老婆不善理财而有一个放私房钱的银行账号

Did I win? I feel like I won. 我赢了吗，我觉得好像是我赢了

I can't believe this. You realize I make more money than you? 我真不敢相信，你知道我赚得比你多对吧

I don't, I know, but this isn't a big deal. It's just a little savings⁵ I put aside. 我不是，我知道，但可有啥关系啊，我不过是私下存了点小钱嘛

We're married. We're supposed to share everything. 我们已经结婚了，我们应该分享一切

What you mean, like, your massive credit card debt? 你是指，分享你的巨额信用卡账单吗

I'm calling it. I won. 我要宣布了，我赢了

I appreciate the apology, but it's really not necessary. I overstepped my bounds. 我很感激你来道歉，但这真的没有必要，是我过界了

No, Raj, you've been great. I just, I need to start doing my part around here. 不，拉杰，你做得很棒，但我也需要开始承担我的那部分责任了

I hear that. Well, if that's the case, is there anything I can do to help? 本宫听到了，如果是这样的话，有什么需要我帮忙的吗

Well, not right now. But we could try out that microphone you got us, and listen to the baby's heartbeat. 目前没有，不过我们可以试试你给我们买的麦克风听听孩子的心跳

Really? It's okay if I listen with you?! Of course. 真的吗，我可以跟你们一起听吗，当然了

Can I squirt the ultrasound jelly on your stomach? 那我能往你的肚肚上射超声波胶吗

Hey, look at that. It's weird⁶ again. 瞧瞧啊，又开始变味了

Okay, you have every right to be mad. And what you said is true. 好的，你完全有权生气，你说的也是实话

You do make more money than me. So I had no right to do what I did. And I'm so sorry. I hope you can forgive me. 你确实赚得比我多，我没有权做出那种事，真的很对不起，希望你能原谅我

How long have you had this secret account? 这个秘密账户你有了多久

A couple years, but I just put a few bucks⁷ aside every month for emergencies. 有几年了，但只是每个月存上几块钱以备不时之需

Well, how much you got in there? $6,427. $47 once my nana's birthday check gets here. 你存了多少钱，6427美元，等奶奶给我的20块生日红包到了，就6447了

My God, Leonard, do you know what I could do with that kind of money? 天啊，莱纳德，你知道这么一笔钱我能拿来干嘛吗

No, I do, and that's why I hid it. 我知道，所以我才藏起来了

What good is it if you don't use it? 你要是不用，这钱有什么意义

Uh, uh, you have shoes you love, but never wear. I have money I love, but never spend. 你有你爱但是从不穿的鞋，而我有我爱但从来不花的钱啊

We're kind of a cute couple that way. 我们俩还真是天造地设的一对呢

Again, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have kept it a secret. 再次说声对不起，我不应该瞒着你的

Well, I have a secret I've been keeping from you, too. 其实我也有没告诉你我的秘密

Is it a secret bank account? Because that would be awesome⁸. 是秘密银行账户吗，因为那就太棒了

I hate my job. Really? Why? 我恨我的工作，真的吗，为什么

Because I don't feel good flirting⁹ with doctors for sales. I mean, I know I make a lot of money. But I haven't been happy for a while. 为了卖药而跟医生调情，感觉特别不好，虽然我确实挣了很多钱，但我已经不开心很长一段时间了

Why didn't you tell me? 那你为什么不告诉我呢

Because I know how important it is to you that I'm having some success. That's not true. 因为我知道你有多在乎我能取得一些成绩，不是这样的

Okay, really? So you'd be fine if I went back to acting¹⁰ and waiting tables again? 真的吗，那么我回去当演员当服务员，你也不介意吗

If that's what you want to do, yes. 如果那是你想做的事，我不介意

Well, it's not what I want to do. Oh, yes. 那不是我想做的事，太好了

Doesn't matter what I want. Look, this job is gonna get me out of debt. So I'm gonna do the grownup thing and see it through. 我想要什么并不重要，这份工作能让我还清卡债，我就会做成年人该做的事，坚持到底

Well, that is the grownup thing. I guess. 那确实是成年人的行为，大概吧

I love you. I love you, too. 我爱你，我也爱你

You know, never have I ever made love in the forest while it was raining. 话说我从未在雨天的森林中做过爱

Well, guess I gotta drink. 看来该我去喝酒了

All right, here we go. I'm not hearing anything. 好了，准备开始，我什么都没听到

Well, give me a second. Are you sure you can do this? 等一下，你确定你能做好吗

Hey, who found four dollars and change on the beach with his metal detector¹¹? 是谁用金属探测器在沙滩里找到过四块多美元的钢镚

I buried it there, so we could go home. 是我埋的，好让我们能回家

Wait, that's it. Isn't that the best? 等等，听到了，这简直是最美好的事情了

You guys made a person. We did. 你们造了个人，是的

And I like to think I helped. You didn't. 我感觉我也有帮到忙，你没有

Oh, um, never have I ever drunk milk past its expiration¹² date. 我从未喝过过期的牛奶

Never have I ever cancelled a dentist appointment. 我从未取消过牙医预约

Oh, uh, never have I ever put my foot in the ocean. 我从未把脚伸进过大海

Never have I ever honked¹³ if I liked anything. 我从未路上看见喜欢的东西就按喇叭

Uh... never have I ever thrown, caught or touched a Frisbee¹⁴. 我从未扔出，接到或碰过飞盘

Never have I ever put salt on my food without trying it first. 我从未在尝过我的食物之前就开始撒盐

Never have I ever pushed all the buttons in an elevator. Well, we all have a past. 我从未把电梯里的所有按钮都按了过，谁没有黑历史啊

 

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