老友记精校版第1季 第133期:钱德之母(7)

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Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right?

好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？

Joey: Right. No big deal. In Bizarro World! ! You broke the code¹!

对，没什么大不了的......那是在火星吧！那是在火星吧！

Ross: What code?

什么规定？

Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hotlooking aunt...but not a mom, never a mom!

不能亲朋友的老妈啊！姐妹还可以，或者一个性感的姨妈可能也行，但是老妈可不行，绝对不行！

All: Ah! Ah!

啊！啊！

Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?

你们在外面干什么？

Ross: Uh...uh...Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently², somebody overslept.

呃，我和Joey说过要早起去打回力球，但是，显然有人睡过头了。

Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.

对，好啊，你都没带球拍。

Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.

对，没带，因为我的拍子拿去换线了，有人应该帮我准备一支拍子的。

Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip³ size.

对啊，你都没说你握把的尺寸。

Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together.

好吧，你们俩真真会浪费时间。

Ross: Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.

好吧，我是人渣，我是人渣。

Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?

Ross，你怎么会这么做？

Ross: I don't know, God, I...well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...

我也不知道，天，我......啊，她不像是一般的妈妈，她很性感，她......

Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy?

你不觉得我妈妈性感？

Ross: Well...not in the same way...

啊......不一样的性感......

Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?

回头告诉你Gloria Tribbiani 当年也是个标致美人，好吧？你以为生7个小孩容易吗？

Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird⁴ area here...

好吧，我觉得我们约聊约离谱了。

Rachel: Hey, what're you guys doing out here?

你们两个在屋外做什么？

Ross: Well, not playing racquetball!

反正不是打回力球。