And I was telling them, well, it's very simple, my mom went here我回答说 很简单 因为我妈是那毕业的 My mom went to USC 我妈读的就是南加大 She started here in 1957 她1957年入学 Class of 1961, Joelle Benioff, stand up, right...
By the authority invested in me by the USC Board of Trustees我将行使南加大校董会赋予我的权力 I hereby confer upon Marc Benioff the degree of doctor of humane letters honoris causa谨此授予马克贝尼奥夫 人文学荣誉博士学位...
Mr. President 校长先生 Upon the recommendation of the appropriate university committee根据大学委员会的推荐 I present for the honorary degree of doctor of humane letters Mr. Marc Benioff我将授予马克贝尼奥夫人文荣誉博士学位...
I meet young comedians all the time, they just say我总碰到有年轻喜剧演员跟我说 I just want to do colleges, I just play small clubs, I just play jazz menus我只想对大学生表演 我只想在小俱乐部表演等等You should always...
Number 15, this one's really important 第15点 这一点很重要 Don't have a relationship with a partner who doesn't get it不要同志不同道不合的人搭伙 Someone says, why do you have to go to so many auditions有人问 你干嘛要去试演...
Now I know this might sound odd 这听起来可能有些奇怪 but it's really a genetic flaw that makes us go into show business但让我们进入脱口秀行当的确实是一种遗传缺陷I mean, what normal people want to stand on the stage, hav...
You don't pollute anything, you don't make dangerous chemicals, you don't hurt the你不会造成环境污染 不会生产危险化学品 environment, the worst thing you can do 你做得最糟糕也只不过是 is not raise the human spirit 不能提高...
Number 5 第5条 my favorite quote from the following poet named John Greenleaf Whittier是诗人约翰格林里夫惠蒂埃的名言中我最喜欢的一句and his quote is Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these 所有描绘可悲的...
I said, a year? 我说 一年? I said, I'm a comedian, I cannot talk for a year? 我可是一个喜剧演员 你让我一年不说话? So don't get discouraged. Think of that 记住 别气馁 想想这个 If you were a doctor, that would be your...
I always had a place to go back and technically I wasn't a homeless comedian我总都地方可以回 我并不是一个无家可归的喜剧演员I was still a student trying to be a comedian我仍是一个想当喜剧演员的学生 And Emerson Coll...