Heather: Whats the matter? You look terrible. Paul: Havent you seen the paper? The stock market went down a lot yesterday. The NASDAQ is down 100 points and the Dow is down 30! My portfolio is in big trouble. Heather: I knew you had some stock option...
Shandy: Oh, that player just hit my boyfriend! Did you see that? That was definitely a penalty. Giuseppe: No, I didnt. I was watching the goalie. The referee isnt doing anything. Shandy: I cant believe it. Why isnt the coach talking to that referee?...
Clerk: Can I help you? Tamika: Id like to buy some stamps. Clerk: In what denomination? Tamika: Im not sure. I need them for sending regular letters and for Priority Mail. Clerk: The current rate for sending a first-class letter is 41 cents. With fir...
Therese: I cant believe you told Mom and Dad about me driving the car last Saturday when I wasnt supposed to. I thought we had a deal. You wouldnt tell on me and Id take you and Kathy to the movies this weekend. Youre such a tattletale. Stephen: I sw...
Ruby: Im snowed under with work! I cant seem to keep up with everything I have to do. Youre always so organized and efficient. How do you do it? Ian: Im not always organized and efficient, but Ive gotten better since I read a book about time manageme...
I went to bank this morning. Instead of standing in line to talk to a bank teller, I decided to use an ATM, but it wasnt working. Robin: Excuse me. Could you help me? Im trying to use this ATM machine, but it stopped working after I put in my PIN and...
I was walking through the airport to Gate 11 to catch my flight when I heard this announcement: Attention passengers on English Air flight 232 to Boise. The departure gate has been changed. The flight will now be leaving from Gate 26. That was my fli...
At my company, I have a choice of health insurance plans. We can pick between HMOs and PPOs, and I have been with the same managed health plan for the past few years. Its the plan that has the lowest co- pays and the best coverage, and the network of...
Bill: What are you watching? Susan: Im watching a really interesting TV program. Its about how to make a lot of money quickly and easily. Bill: Are you watching an infomercial? Those things are scams! You should know better than to fall for some get-...
I was driving down the street when I saw a police car behind me. Suddenly, it turned on its siren. I realized that I was being pulled over. Officer: Can I see your drivers license, registration, and proof of insurance? Ray: Sure. Here you are, office...
