Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. 几年前，我妈妈给我一颗子弹一颗子弹，我把它放在我的胸袋里。 Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist...
I wanted to discuss my marriage, 'cause that's important. My marriage, or as it was known, The Oxbow Incident. 我想谈论一下我的婚姻，因为那很重要。我的婚姻，正如人们所知的那样，是个牛轭事件 【1】。 I had a ro...
Wanted to flash this watch, I flash it all the time. 一直想炫耀一下这块表，我总是拿它来炫耀。 It's my antique pocket watch, and it makes me look British, and I need that for my analysis. 这是我的古董怀表，它让我带有英...
When I was little boy, I wanted a dog desperately, and we had no money. I was a tiny kid, and my parents couldn't get me a dog, 'cause we just didn't have the money, so they got me, instead of a dog - they told me it was a dog - they got me an ant. 在...
And I was not in the army, in case you were wondering. I was in the canine corps. 不知道你们是不是想知道，我没当过兵，但我加入过狗兵团。 Strange story, when I was young, I wanted a dog, and we had no money, we were very...m...
I never used to go to the beach, 'cause I come from Brooklyn, we only had Coney Island, which was an awful beach, though there was rumours during the war, that enemy submarines, German subs came into the bathing area at Coney Island, and they were de...
I mentioned before that I was in Europe. It's not the first time that I was in Europe, I was in Europe many years ago with Ernest Hemingway. 我前面提到我去过欧洲，那不是我第一次去欧洲，许多年以前，我在欧洲跟厄内斯特...
I have been in Europe for the last six months making a film called What's New Pussycat, starring Peter O'Toole and Peter Sellers and myself, in that order. 过去六个月里，我一直在欧洲拍一部叫《怎么了猫咪》【1】的电影，由彼...
I must pause for one fast second and say a fast word about oral contraception. 我必须打断一下，很快地说一句关于口头避孕的事。 I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. 两星期前，我碰到...
I had once a pain in the chestal area. 有一次我胸口部位很疼。 Now, I was sure it was heartburn, y'know, 'cause at that time I was married and my wife cooking with her nazi recipies, y'know, chicken Himmler. 我想那一定是胃灼热，因为...
