[00:00]D:Sherman, Sherman, Sherman, in the end we know so little of each other, hmm? [00:04]Now, my friend, I've got bigger fish to fry. [00:06]S:Oh, yes, absolutely yes. [00:07]D:Harlan Hanley's offering that tiny trinket to save your entire r...
[00:02]B:What's up, Tej? [00:03]T:What's happening, dude? [00:04]B:Thanks for the invite. [00:05]T: No problem at all, man. Just, uh... Just remember me when you wax, all right? [00:11]B:They got deep pockets? [00:14]T:Real deep. [00:17]B:...
[00:03]J:I still can't believe you're getting married. [00:05]M:In two weeks. [00:10]J:Is she your soul mate, Wendy? [00:14]M:My soul mate? I don't know if I believe in those. I think that's kind of naive. [00:20]J:But you get goose bumps w...
[00:05]R:You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man. [00:13]S:Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night when she went to bed. [00:20]...
[00:01]P:This is out of my hands, Porter. Professor Dumbledore will be waiting for you. [00:06]S:Bee in your bonnet, Potter? [00:09]H:I, I was, I was just wondering if you put me in the right house. [00:13]S:Yes. You were particularly difficu...
[00:01]S:I originally wanted to be a male model, but it turns out I'm not very good-looking, so that didn't work out. [00:06]J:Honey! I can't go to sleep until you say good night. [00:10]S:I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Good night. Go to sleep,...
[00:01]E:Word gets around. The sisters have taken quite a liking to you. Especially Bogs. [00:10]A:Don't suppose it would help if I explained to them I'm not homosexual. [00:14]E:Bull queers take by force. That's all they want or understand. [0...
[00:00]K:I'm not holding my breath. It's so hard to stand out from all the other aspirants, you know. [00:05]So where were you all day? [00:07]B:Truant with Troy. [00:10]K:You look high on happy pills. [00:12]B:Oh, God, Kimberly, he's a poet....
[00:03]M:Oh my God, are you out of a job? [00:05]R:No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is a huge step down! [00:10]P:Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?...
[00:01]R:Who the hell do you think you are, lady? Sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong. [00:06]You're a number cruncher. Just crunch the goddamn numbers! [00:11]J:Uh, I was doing my job. I mean, we were creating a defense system that was...