A: Ok... Ill talk to you later. Bye B: Carrie, are you ok? You seem a bit down. A: I just got off the phone with my boyfriend. He is always getting upset and losing his temper over nothing. Its so hard to talk to him at times. B: Maybe its just that...
A: Okay, next question. If Eric asked you out on a date, what would you say? B: Duh! I would say yes! Eric is the most popular kid in school! Okay, my turn. What would you do if you won the lottery? A: Lets see.... If I won the lottery, I would buy t...
A: Hey there, you look a little lost. Are you new here? B: Yeah howd you know? A: You can always spot the newbies. I can give you a few pointers if you want. Were you trying to use this machine here? B: Yeah! I just started my training today and Im n...
Announcer:Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! Youre in for a real treat as weve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks! A: Thank you, every...
A: It smells like an ashtray in here! B: Hi honey! Whats wrong? Why do you have that look on your face? A: Whats wrong? I thought we agreed that you were gonna quit smoking. B: No! I said I was going to cut down which is very different. You cant just...
A: Hey four-eyes! Whats up man, how have you been? B: Not bad, just went to the mall and picked up some junk. Check out my new Adidas! A: Those are dope! You are gonna be getting mad props from the gang, man. Anyways, have you seen Betty lately? B: D...
A: Excuse me sir, this is the express check-out lane for people that have fifteen items or fewer. It looks like you have more than fifteen items there. B: Oh, come on! I have sixteen items! Cut me some slack, will ya? A: Fine! Please place your items...
A: Honey, the baby is up again. B: Its your turn! I went last night. A: Fine! Hello widdle baby! Why are you crying wid- dle baby? Oh, I see, you made a doo-doo! B: Whats going on hun? Why is the baby crying? A: The widdle baby made a doo -doo! B: Wh...
A: Are you okay, man? You dont look very well. B: Ugh, I feel terrible. I went out last night with Trevor and things got a little out of hand. A: Nice! So, where did you guys go? B: We hit a couple of local bars, and met up with some friends. Everyth...
A: Jim! Whats up man! B: Charlie! Is that your ride? Its butt ugly, dude! A: Dont be a airhead! This is a nineteen sixty-nine Chevy Impala! I just need to fix it up a bit. In a couple of months, this baby is gonna be wicked! B: Not even! Check it out...
