(Maggie's dream) Host: Tonight, some lucky contestant will walk out of here with fame, fortune, and the total respect of the journalism community!!! Yes, it's time for the Pulitzer Prize!!! And here are our contestants; from the Washington Post, Woo...
Ben: Tick tick tick tick. Hi this is sixty minutes. But it won't take that long. Hi, Im Ben seaver, and welcome to my class project. A day in the life of the Seavers. And what a day it is. Its chore day and everybody has a job to do. Mrs. Seaver and...
Carol: It's your turn to take out the garba...hey! You know you can't listen in when Dad talks with one of his mental patients. Ben: He's not talking to a mental patient! It's Mom. Carol: Well that's probably worse. You still shouldn't snoop. Ben: I...
Maggie Ok well be back right after lunch. You have the number to the restaurant in case anything happens. Mike yeah, dont worry if ben and carol act up Ill slap em around a little bit. Just kidding dad. Jason lets go honey Mike divorced, boy Ben yea...
Mike: Hey. Mother. Maggie: Your tour has just been cancelled. Mike: I thought you were working late tonight. Maggie: I did. Mike: Well, you'll be pleased to know that I did all the dishes and put your dinner in the oven so it would be nice and warm...
Ben: Hi mum, hi dad. How are you guys? Maggie: hi honey. We're fine. Jason: How's school today Ben? Ben: Fantastic! Jason: Ooh! That good huh? Ben: Wait til you here. This morning when the principle was finished doing announcements over the PA, she...
Ben: Lets go, lets go, lets go. We are going to be late. Jason: Ben. You don't have to yell. Ben: Sure, Im excited. Jason: Then go outside. Ben: What the heck's taking so long? We got to move. Jason: Inside Ben. Ben: I'm sorry dad. I lost control. J...
(ringing of the phone) Ben hello Ben sievers residence. Carol, its your stupid boyfriend. Carol shut up Ben, just shut up. Hang up the phone Ben. Jason Ben, is your mom home yet? Ben nope Jason I thought I heard her car. Ben thats mike. He just wash...
Friend: Is this a pyjama party or a funeral? Carol: A pyjama party. Come on guys. Ben: Mike. Mike! Ahhhh! Mike: Shhhhh! Ben: you scare me like that again, I'm going to slug you. Mike: Ben, you said you were up to this caper, now if you're not.. Ben:...
Carol: I had a great time tonight Bobby. Bobby: Yeah. Me too. I could like anything if I went with you Carol: Even the ballet? Bobby: Sure. Why, you got tickets? Carol: No. Bobby: Ummm Carol: Yes? Bobby: I was gonna ask if you wanted .. Carol: I wou...
Mike: Alright! Say it one more time. We got one ski trip, seventy two hours, twenty three women, thirty guys, and one near sighted chaperone. Gentlemen, the possibilities rae endless. E Yeah, I'm only talking one ski. Boner: There's no way my folks...
Cheerleaders: Go Girls. Go you Dewey Hooters. V V victory for var var varsity. Victory for varsity, goooooo Hooters! Loudspeaker: Mike Seaver to the principles office. Mike Seaver come to the principles office immediately, Mr. Girl a: Well I mean, i...
(Jason and Maggie are watching a sad film at night. Someone climbs up a ladder outside the house.) Maggie: Did you hear that? Jason: What that kind of scraping sound? Maggie: Yeah. Jason: Was it up on the roof? Maggie: Yeah. Jason: No, I didn't. I d...
Radio Announcer: 11:05 on a Christmas Eve morning. And by this time tomorrow fellow kiddies it will all be over but the exchanging! Music: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. . . Mike: Jacket. Scarf. (sniffs) Blue. All right. Shirt. Uh, long...
TV: She was a cop looking for corruption, in all the wrong places. And she' a mother, raising a boy who's begun to ask why his mum packs a thirty eight. Its Undercover Mother. Maggie: Hey guys. Ben you know your bedtime, right? Ben: One am Maggie: B...
