( Mike is singing and dancing while listening to headphones ) Mike: Baby, ba-ba di ba.....baby! Dad!? Jason: Mike, you promised me you'd be studying for your speech class exam. Mike: I am! Jason: Well, start over! Mike: I don't get it, I was wearing...
(In school reading a play) Carol: Oh swear not by by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise, variable. Pupil: What shall I swear by? Teacher: Hey! We're trying to do a little Romeo a...
Mike: Ah, perfect! O, Ben! Ben! Ben: What? Mike: Hey, Ben, look! I need your help, OK? Here's what I want you to do, first... Ben: Is this gonna get me in trouble again? Mike: Ben, I'm your elder brother. No, I'd never get you into trouble. Maggie:...
Maggie: Oh. Oh honey look! Ben's punishment letter and flowers too. Jason: Ben who? Maggie: Wake up! Jason: Oh, hello Maggie. Maggie: Hello. Jason: Good morning. Maggie: look. Jason: Aw. Dear Mom and Dad, here's my punishment you wanted. I hope you...
Jason: You can be sure the wok is at the correct temperature by sprinkling water on the surface. The droplets should dance before evaporating. Yes, ballet or rumba? Perfecto! Mike: Hey dad, look. We got a deal for you. If you'll just order pizza we'...
A long, long time ago--September a place far, far away--Long Island three children faced the challenge of their young lives--the first day of school. Jason: One million students report back for first day of school. Two million parents giggle hysteri...
Carol: We need the TV, Mike. Mike: Cant you see I'm in the middle of a show here. Carol: Yeah, well, I got a better show. Mom took all the old movies and put them on tapes so that we can see them. Mike: Why? Jason: Well, this ought to be fun. Maggie...
