文本： E: Is my chemistry book over there? S: Uh, I don't see it. E: It's probably in the room, Spence, not the frontyard. S: What happened to the Cavanaughs' mailbox? Somebody hit it? E: It's not the first time, and I'm sure it wasn't an accident...
Mitchell: Well, mom, instead of drudging up the whole incident, Maybe we should just try and repress it like a... like a normal family. Dede: I can't. I need closure. I'm about to embark on a new journey. I met a man. Mitchell: Really? Dede: His name...
文本： ZACH:Why are you here, Damon? DAMON:To spend time with you, Zach. Family's important. ZACH:I know you. You always have a motive. So tell me, what is it this time? DAMON:You are in no position to question me. ZACH:I didn't mean to upset you....
文本： B: 2200. Fair. S: It's 90th percentile. B: Which means Nelly Yuki probably got 2300. S: And you don't even talk to her. why do you care how she does? B: Nelly Yuki has her sights set on Yale, too. What are the odds of them accepting two gir...
文本： [Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. And Ross rushes in.] Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol? Susan: Stuck at school . Some parent-teacher thin...
文本： Oh, my God. Max, you went to college? That wasn't a judgment. It was just shocking... kind of like seeing a baby smoke on the Internet. I love that kid. Max, a student loan is the worst bill you can ignore. It can never be expunged. We're b...
文本： A: Boy, that's...That's funny, 'cause I like him. He's a good teacher. B: Well, I can see why he's a hit with the kids. I mean, he's a nice-looking guy, he's easygoing. He does that boyish smile thing a little too much, but I figure that mu...
Haley: Dad, I don't... no. Phil: Who's dad? I'm... I'm Marcus from biology. Hey, Haley. How's it going with you and Dylan? Has he tried anything inappropriate with you...Girl? Haley: Hey. No, nothing. Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop....
The founding families in Mystic Falls welcome you to the inaugural founder's council celebration. Wow, look, it's the original guest registry. Look at all these familiar names. Sheriff William Forbes, Mayor Benjamin Lockwood. Is that Damon Salvatore...
S: What are you doing here? G: Well, I told you I was coming. Didn't you get my gifts? S: Uh, you're supposed to be in Switzerland dating a prince. G: Luckily daddy didn't need the g5. Haven't you missed me? S: How could I not? G: Okay. you don't wan...
文本： Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid. Chandler and Joey: That's nice. Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby ... and I, I k...
文本： Max, it's driving me crazy. What did you major in in college? I majored in changing topics. So what did you ever see in your ex, the lost Winklevoss twin? We're not talking about William. We're talking about your bills. Well, I'm talking a...
文本： S: What's in there? I: Junk, mostly. Yearbooks. Baseball gloves, trophies. Stuff my mom probably wants more than me. Listen, can you, uh, hold this flap down for me? It's a tape gun, Spence. You won't get hurt. S: I know that. I: Really? 'C...
Claire: Okay, you know, first of all, I am not my mother. I don't judge people before I get a chance / to know them. So you invite Dylan over to dinner tonight, And if he's as sweet and as kind as you say he is, then I have no problem considering let...
I want to apologize to you for being such a world-class jerk the other night when I tried to kiss you. There's no excuse. My therapist says I'm... acting out, trying to punish Stefan....
