文本: B:What are you doing here, Nate? N:Well, I, um... look, you know, after rehearsal, I just, uh, I couldn't stop thinking about you. I mean, the ball's something we've talked about doing together since we were, like, 10 years old, and I've gi...
文本: All: Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy. Monica: So, how'd it go? Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job. Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year. Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all...
文本: That was like watching someone club a baby seal. Why wouldn't you just say yes to his friend request? Because I never check Facebook, why would I? So some girl I worked at a movie theater with in 2005 can tell me it's raining and she's tote...
文本: So you're back. I never left. But you were out.Were you sick?I only ask because you never answered my calls or my e-mails. I went to New York. Why? To deal with family issues. Family issues? My issues.I needed to clear my head....
文本: Jay: Was the bear in the passenger seat? Read me the instructions. Manny: Safety tips. Warning. To avoid electrical shock... Jay: We can skip that. Manny: Failure to heed these warnings can lead to serious injury or death... Jay: You worry...
文本: Bonnie: You know what? I'm just concerned. This is me expressing concern about my best friend's new boyfriend. Elena: And I love you for it, I do. But I feel good. It's been a hard year. And I'm starting to kind of feel like things are gett...
文本: L:We're not supposed to talk, remember? R:Oh, I had to. I -- your mother came to see me, and she mentioned something about why you left me all those years ago. L:Oh. Yes, well, she made me an offer I couldn't refuse, and I wasn't strong eno...
文本: pretty ugly [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna.] Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? Joey: That's the rule. Chandler: What rule? There's...
文本: I couldn't wait to see your face when you saw this place. Do the face again. I love it! Okay, what's that smell? It's gonna be your smell from now on. Now, pay attention, I know where the good stuff is. I know where the good stuff is. Madi...
-Wanna see more?I know you want to.If the girls know I was seeing you,oh my god,they would not stop talking about it.I wish they were more mature,but we don't have a lot of time.I have to get back before they wake up.I know you want to kiss me. -Is t...
Phil: The good news is, Luke has his bike. More good news...I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike. Best news...Claire knows nothing.So,I figure I'll just dump the new bike where I stole the first bike.That way, random kid ge...
You explain it. Last night, Im watching nine-o, commercial break comes on and I'm like, I bet it's that phone commercial. And sure enough, its that guy and the girl with the bench, He flies to Paris and he flies back. They take a picture....
文本: L: Hi, good-bye. When you two are done hiding up here, I'm taking you both out for dessert. S: I can't, mom. I'm busy. L: But this is important for our family. It'll just be the three of us. S: Mom, anytime you say it'll just be the three o...
文本: Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong.Why would I marry her if I thought on any level that that she was a lesbian? Roger: I dunno. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail. Ross: Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why? Roger: I don't know. Mayb...
文本: Didn't you see me crying? Lots of people cry at Goodwill. You go to France, you eat snails. You come here, you cry. That's odd, you didn't even react. You need to react when people cry. I did, I rolled my eyes. Look, eventually, you'll lear...