访谈录 2012-07-17&07-19 布莱恩克兰斯顿与奇怪的签名请求

 A woman came up to me and she held an 8 by 10 up toward I couldn't see the picture. And she said, oh my god, you Bryan Cranston. I said, yes. And she said, it would be so wonderful, if you could autograph this photo for me, for my daughter. 

        That’s great.

        She just got out of a surgery. She had a fibroid, fibroid cyst tumor¹ removed from, from her lady parts. And, and this would really perk² up her spirits, would you sign? Sure, hand over the picture, I’ll sign it for you. And she hands me this. And she, I know we should rehearse it. Would you like some more?

        This sounds like something, something you get at KFC. 

        Yeah, on a good day.

        Whoop³, me, oh yeah, like it's my fault.        

        Yeah, you get it on.

        So this.

        Of course. I'm expecting some kind of picture of me for her to sign. But when you actually look at it carefully, there is a resemblance.

        This was what she had me signing for her daughter. That was, that was a shock. That was taken moments after it was removed from her. And.

        I have no problem with the cyst. I think it's the source that I have troubled with.

        Yeah.

        Oh, it just.

1 tumor   

n.（肿）瘤，肿块(英)tumour

参考例句：

• He was died of a malignant tumor.他死于恶性肿瘤。
• The surgeons irradiated the tumor.外科医生用X射线照射那个肿瘤。

2 perk   

n.额外津贴；赏钱；小费；

参考例句：

• His perks include a car provided by the firm.他的额外津贴包括公司提供的一辆汽车。
• And the money is,of course,a perk.当然钱是额外津贴。

3 whoop   

n.大叫，呐喊，喘息声；v.叫喊，喘息

参考例句：

• He gave a whoop of joy when he saw his new bicycle.他看到自己的新自行车时，高兴得叫了起来。
• Everybody is planning to whoop it up this weekend.大家都打算在这个周末好好欢闹一番。