经典双语笑话 第51期:设身处地替人想一想

 Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想

Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。

Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。

"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. " “那个茅房什么问题也没有啊，孩子的娘。”

Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole. 老妈将老爸带回茅房，把他的头塞进茅坑当中。

"Hey," said Dad, "my beard¹ is stuck!" “嘿!”老爸说道，“我的胡子粘住了!”

"Aggravatin', ain't it?" “问题严重了，是不是呢?”

Put Yourself in My Place

设身处地替人想一想

Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,

某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。

Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom.

老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。

"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "

“那个茅房什么问题也没有啊，孩子的娘。”

Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.

老妈将老爸带回茅房，把他的头塞进茅坑当中。

"Hey," said Dad, "my beard is stuck!"

“嘿!”老爸说道，“我的胡子粘住了!”

"Aggravatin', ain't it?"

“问题严重了，是不是呢?”

1 beard   

n.（下巴上的）胡须；络腮胡子；vt.使长胡须，公开反对

参考例句：

• My grandfather wears a beard.我爷爷留着胡须。
• He's decided to grow a beard.他已经决定蓄胡子。