《柯南脱口秀》第206期:重要的话题

 She can't follow me?I love her on twitter. 她不能关注我吗 我喜欢推特上的她

Ok,you're bitter¹ she unfollowed you. 你很难过她取消了关注

I'm a little bitter,because I like following her twitter,so I like to be followed back. 有点难过 因为我喜欢关注她的推特 所以我很想要被再次关注

She tweets all kind of,by the way,no one more than they're talking about her than Lisa Rinna,by the way. 她会发推特说 我要说一句 没有人比丽萨更能聊自己的事情了

This will get back to her.yeah.she will probably tweet this.I hope she follows me. 什么都会和她有关系 是的 她的推文可能是这样 我希望她能关注我

She tweets great things like when the Malysian plane went down. 她会发许多很棒的事情 比如马航飞机失联

Two months later out of nowhere she tweeted,I think something weird² happened with that plane. 两个月后 莫名其妙她发了推文 我觉得那飞机有点不正常

She's on the case.She's on it.Lisa Rinna is on the case. 她在研究那案子 她在调查 丽萨·瑞那在调查那事

You are a huge Taylor swift³ fan.Yes.Don't you guys love Taylor swift? 你超级喜欢泰勒·斯威夫特 是的 你们难道不喜欢泰勒·斯威夫特吗

I like Taylor swift.I love her,she's brilliant and she's the most popular singer in the world now. 我喜欢泰勒·斯威夫特 我爱她 她很有才 她是世界上最受欢迎的流行歌手

Here's why I like her.There are so many distrubing,upsetting things,happening in our world,our country,internationally. 我喜欢她的原因是 我们的世界上 我们国家 其他国家 发生了那么多烦人扰人的事情

But Taylor Swift is writing about the most important topic,what happens when your boyfriend doesn't text you back. 但是泰勒·斯威夫特写的歌都是有关最重要的话题 那就是如果你的男朋友不回你短信会怎样

And I think that's so essential,Conan. 我觉得这是至关重要的 柯南

You think she's getting to the heart of the matter?Really,I love her. 你觉得他说到了事情的实质 真的 我爱她

I actually wrote a song I wanted her to record which I think sounds a lot like a Taylor Swift song. 实际上我写了一首歌 我想让她能录制出来 我觉得很像她的风格

It's called "Clitter and Ribs⁴".and I made a video for it that's online. 叫做《闪光和肋骨》 我为此做了视频放在网上

 

1 bitter   

adj.激烈的，苦涩的，辛酸的，厉害的，悲痛的；n.辛酸，苦味，苦酒

参考例句：

• The bitter winter was coming.寒冬到了。
• The two countries fell out in a bitter wrangle over imports.这两个国家在有关进口问题的激烈争吵中闹翻了。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 swift   

n.雨燕，大滚筒；adj.迅速的，快的，敏捷的，立刻的；adv.迅速地，敏捷地

参考例句：

• He is swift to hear,but slow to speak.他听力敏锐，但不善言辞。
• He made a remarkably swift recovery.他康复得相当快。

4 ribs   

n.肋骨( rib的名词复数 )；（船或屋顶等的）肋拱；肋骨状的东西；（织物的）凸条花纹

参考例句：

• He suffered cracked ribs and bruising. 他断了肋骨还有挫伤。
• Make a small incision below the ribs. 在肋骨下方切开一个小口。