《柯南脱口秀》第1期:进行总统竞选
Thank you so much, please, settle down!What a crowd 谢谢大家 请安静下来吧 大家好热情 Everyone have a seat, settle down。You've never seen one of these shows before. 大家请坐吧 简直像没看过这种节目似的 Gosh,It's a TV s
《柯南脱口秀》第2期:欲罢不能的节目
Don't care about your kids,huh?，I got two，Alright. 你是不怎么关心你家的孩子吧 我有俩呢 好吧 iPhone users,this is in the news, iphone users are reporting that 新闻报道 iPhone用户报道称 Siri will correct them if they try
《柯南脱口秀》第3期:经常被人张冠李戴
That is a nice reaction.So nice. 好热烈的反应啊 太棒了 It keeps getting nicer.It just keeps building. 简直越来越热烈了 不断升温啊 You should just get out now.Cause this just gonna...Good night, everyone. 你还是赶紧出去吧
《柯南脱口秀》第4期:别想得到一分钱
But he sent me an email saying I didn't know you fish.I said I don't. 他给我发了一封电邮 说 我不知道你还钓鱼啊 我说我不啊 He said I saw this picture of you online and you're an angler, clearly. 他说我看到了一张你的照片
《柯南脱口秀》第5期:进行巡回宣传
Somebody went oop.But no,it's... 有人欢呼 不是的 是 you're the kind of guy that like，you are not uncomfortable like being naked, you know? 你是那种 你不介意裸体吗 Well, it depends on the setting.Sometimes it's, I think it's super
《柯南脱口秀》第6期:保罗的尴尬时刻
Oh,no,it wasn't Siegel? No,and, so I was in the bathroom by myself. 不 不是席格尔吗 不是 我当时在厕所 一个人 This guy walked in and he was legitimately freaked out.I saw his expression. 那人进来了 他吓坏了 他脸上的表情
《柯南脱口秀》第7期:简直像登月一样
And, it was...it was pretty rough there. 挺艰辛的 I have to say,I had the experience of moving out here, 我得说 我是22岁时 When I was 22 and it was like going to the moon. 搬了过来 简直像登月一样 you know,I was just getting star
《柯南脱口秀》第8期:事业很成功
And the last thing I remember seeing was my friend's face, 印象里最后一个画面就是我朋友的脸 reaching for me and then I kind of came to and he had fallen over,he was laughing so hard. 冲我伸过手来 我醒来时 他却摔倒了 他笑
《柯南脱口秀》第9期:视效十分有趣
But she knows about it and his buddies are really into it.And so yeah,it's pretty cool. 她知道 他的小伙伴都很喜欢 挺好的 They've never seen a movie that I've done.They've never seen me do anything.That's interesting. 他们从没看过我
《柯南脱口秀》第10期:毛脸笨斗士巡演
Wyatt，thank you for being here. 谢谢你能来 First question I have to ask you is the name of your comedy tour is Furry dumb fighter.Yes,why? 我得先问你 你的相声巡演的名字毛脸笨斗士 是的 为什么 Because I needed a title.-Th
《柯南脱口秀》第11期:适合我住的城市
I didn't really enjoy Dallas and one of the things I didn't like about it was Dallas,there was no basements in Dallas 我不喜欢达拉斯 我不喜欢达拉斯的一点是 那里没有地下室 And so I would go other places when I was a kid. 我小时
《柯南脱口秀》第12期:一些奇怪的事
There are some weird things.I was sitting on this stoop. 会发生一些奇怪的事 我坐在小门廊上 This happened where this woman was walking her children home. 而一个女人带着孩子回家了 She has two kids,she had a baby in a strolle
《柯南脱口秀》第13期:一起度过的时光
And I don't know this lady,like I've never met her before and I don't know this kid. 我不认识这位女士 我之前从没见过他 我也不认识这孩子 It's just him and me.Like I kind of want to leave but at the same time it's like I now hav
《柯南脱口秀》第14期:跟谈恋爱一样
Thank you,everybody.How are you guys?That's good.Me too. 谢谢各位 你们好吗 真好 我也是 I am trying to decide whether I want to be single or in a relationship. 我想决定我是想单身还是谈恋爱 Now,when you're single,it's a lot l
《柯南脱口秀》第15期:跟喜欢的人约会
I'm trying to understand how life works and I've learned this 我想搞明白生活是怎么回事 我学到了这个 you have to date people that you really like. 你得跟你喜欢的人约会 You can't just be physical because if it is,it's doomed
