摩登家庭第六季 第30期:魔法帽

 Sorry, your honor. My bus was late. 抱歉，大人，公交车来晚了。

Counselor¹, proceed. 律师，请继续。

O-okay. 好，好吧。

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the details of this case are...are complicated and technical, 陪审团的女士先生们，本案的细节比较复杂，专业度高，

but they have a, uh, a tragic² and profound effect on the victims. 给受害者带来了巨大的伤害。

Uh, the, um...Pensions were squandered³, lives were destroyed, and careers, once so promising⁴, were now...ruined. 养老金被挥霍，严重影响了人们的生活，一度前途无量的事业 毁... 毁了。

So, because of this marriage, you're basically third cousins with Shakira. 这婚一结，你也算是夏奇拉的远房表弟了。

I mean, we don't get the free tickets, but it's fun. Ay, dios mio. What is this? 赠票是没有滴，不过很开心呀。额的神呀，这是个啥？

What's up, princess? I'm Prince Charming. 公主好吗？我是白马王子。

I can see that. 看出来了。

I got Joe a donkey costume, and I got Stella cat ears. I just hope she doesn't chase herself. 我给Joe搞了驴皮，给Stella整了猫耳。希望她别追着自己跑。

Ah, I get it...because she's a dog. 我懂了... 狗追猫嘛。

I also found out that princess Fiona is supposed to wear a tiara, so here you go.  我还知道了菲欧娜公主得戴皇冠，这个给你。

They had a whole bucket full of 'em. 店里可多了。

I love it. Ay, and you look so handsome.  我喜欢。你看上去很帅呀。

It's like those pictures of you in the Navy. I have an idea. 好像你当兵时的照片。我有个主意。

Why don't we put Joe down for a nap and then we go and take a nap, but not the one we sleep... 不如让Joe睡觉，然后我们也去睡觉，可不是真的睡哦。

I got it. I'm in. -Okay. 听懂了，必须的。- 好呀。

Hey. I thought you had a big meeting. 你不是有会吗。

I do, but I left my cellphone here. 是的，但我手机丢家了。

I need it to read at stoplights so I don't think about stuff. 等红灯时我要看手机，免得胡思乱想。

I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous. 对不起，这也太夸张了。

Ohhh. Honey, I don't think that fits. 那个太大了。

It fits in Awesomeland. It's a magic hat. I'm gonna have this bunny jumping out of it. 在给力之地大小正好。这是魔法帽。会跳出大兔子。

You gonna put some blood on it, maybe dangle⁵ an eyeball? 不给兔子抹点血，挂几个眼珠吗？

Who hurt you? I'm kidding. I know it's Jay and Dede. Anyway, I got to go get my costume. 你受过什么刺激？开玩笑的。知道是你爹妈的刺激。好了。我去拿我的服装。

Oh, for God's sake. I kiss my mom hotter than that. 行不行啊。我亲我妈都比你们有激情。

He does. I seen it. 我作证，我见过。

 

1 counselor   

n.顾问，法律顾问

参考例句：

• The counselor gave us some disinterested advice.顾问给了我们一些无私的忠告。
• Chinese commercial counselor's office in foreign countries.中国驻国外商务参赞处。

2 tragic   

adj.悲剧的，悲剧性的，悲惨的

参考例句：

• The effect of the pollution on the beaches is absolutely tragic.污染海滩后果可悲。
• Charles was a man doomed to tragic issues.查理是个注定不得善终的人。

3 squandered   

v.（指钱，财产等）浪费，乱花( squander的过去式和过去分词 )

参考例句：

• He squandered all his money on gambling. 他把自己所有的钱都糟蹋在赌博上了。
• She felt as indignant as if her own money had been squandered. 她心里十分生气，好像是她自己的钱给浪费掉了似的。 来自飘（部分）

4 promising   

adj.有希望的，有前途的

参考例句：

• The results of the experiments are very promising.实验的结果充满了希望。
• We're trying to bring along one or two promising young swimmers.我们正设法培养出一两名有前途的年轻游泳选手。

5 dangle   

v.(使)悬荡，(使)悬垂

参考例句：

• At Christmas,we dangle colored lights around the room.圣诞节时，我们在房间里挂上彩灯。
• He sits on the edge of the table and dangles his legs.他坐在桌子边上，摆动著双腿。