欧美人文风情第298篇:还我童年来

 Why remake this? No! Don't you dare! No! Disney is off limits. We are going to watch this and enjoy this thoroughly¹. Shut up! 为什么要改编这部电影啊？不!妳敢!不准!不准批评迪斯尼。我们要完全沉浸在这部电影中。惦惦!

What's up with your voice? I have a cold. 你的声音怎么了？我感冒。

Finally! My favorite childhood movie in a brand new live-action version. What could possibly go wrong? Disney can do no wrong. 终于!我小时候最喜欢的电影拍成全新真人版了。能出什么错？迪斯尼不会错的。

What's so great about Disney anyway? I refuse to take part in your toxic² narrative³. 迪斯尼到底有什么好的啊？我不要和妳一起毒舌。

I did like Shrek. That's not Dis... 我倒是真的喜欢《史瑞克》。那不是迪...

Oh! They removed that one scene. Okay! That...that's fine. Huh! They added new songs. That's...good, I guess. 喔!他们去掉那一幕了。好吧!没...没关系。哼!加了新歌进去。那样...还不错吧，我想。

Oh. Uh, that dress is sort of...underwhelming. I'm... No! I'm having fun! This is fun! Isn't this fun? 喔。呃，那件洋装有点...让人倒弹。我... 不!我很享受!这很有趣!这很有趣，对吧？

I like it a lot, actually! Fun. 老实说，我很喜欢耶!有趣。

It wasn't...bad. The CGI was nice. And it's basically the same story, but it wasn't really good either. I feel so empty. 电影...不差。计算机特效很不赖。基本上就是一模一样的故事，不过其实也不是真的很好看。我觉得好空虚。

Hurts, doesn't it? 心痛痛的，是吧？

Why remake this?! Let it out. 为什么要改编？! 发泄出来吧。

Why the already good ones? Why not remake a Disney movie that deserves a better point of view, or repairing mistakes? 为什么改编已经很棒的那些电影？为什么不改编一部应该有更好的观点的迪斯尼电影，或弥补一些错误？

Like, the Hunchback of Notre Dame⁴ without the gargoyles⁵, Aristocats minus the racism⁶...the Black Cauldron. 象是，《钟楼怪人》但不要有怪兽石雕、《猫儿历险记》删掉种族歧视的部份...《黑神锅传奇》。

Oh, they are remaking that. Google it. 噢，他们在改编那部啦。自己去 google 一下。

Oh! Oh. How many old Disney cartoons are they planning to remake exactly? It's all of them, isn't it? Yeah. 噢!喔。他们到底计划要改编多少部以前的迪斯尼卡通啊？全部都要，对不对？没错。

 

1 thoroughly   

adv.完全地，彻底地，十足地

参考例句：

• The soil must be thoroughly turned over before planting.一定要先把土地深翻一遍再下种。
• The soldiers have been thoroughly instructed in the care of their weapons.士兵们都系统地接受过保护武器的训练。

2 toxic   

adj.有毒的，因中毒引起的

参考例句：

• The factory had accidentally released a quantity of toxic waste into the sea.这家工厂意外泄漏大量有毒废物到海中。
• There is a risk that toxic chemicals might be blasted into the atmosphere.爆炸后有毒化学物质可能会进入大气层。

3 narrative   

n.叙述，故事；adj.叙事的，故事体的

参考例句：

• He was a writer of great narrative power.他是一位颇有记述能力的作家。
• Neither author was very strong on narrative.两个作者都不是很善于讲故事。

4 dame   

n.女士

参考例句：

• The dame tell of her experience as a wife and mother.这位年长妇女讲了她作妻子和母亲的经验。
• If you stick around,you'll have to marry that dame.如果再逗留多一会，你就要跟那个夫人结婚。

5 gargoyles   

n.怪兽状滴水嘴( gargoyle的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Week of Gargoyle: Double growth for Gargoyle and O idia Gargoyles. 石像鬼周：石像鬼产量加倍。 来自互联网
• Fixed a problem that caused Gargoyles to become stuck in Stone Form. 修正了石像鬼在石像形态卡住的问题。 来自互联网

6 racism   

n.民族主义；种族歧视(意识)

参考例句：

• He said that racism is endemic in this country.他说种族主义在该国很普遍。
• Racism causes political instability and violence.种族主义道致政治动荡和暴力事件。