趣味英语第70期:看到圣诞老人和奶奶接吻应该怎么办

SuperFly wants to know...

SuperFly想知道：

"What should I do if I walk in on my grandma kissing Santa Claus?"

“如果我走进房间看到我奶奶正在和圣诞老人接吻，我应该怎么办？”

(guffawing) I'm crying. There's nothing I can do for you there. I mean, I think your childhood has just been ruined.

（大笑）我都笑出眼泪了。我没什么建议给你。我的意思是，我认为你的童年被毁了。

If it's not your grandpa, you might want to tell somebody about that!

如果那不是你的爷爷，你可能要把这件事告诉其他人！

Tap on your grandma's shoulder and say, "Hello."

拍拍你奶奶的肩膀跟她说，“你好”。

Send Santa back up the chimney¹. No cookies and milk for him.

把圣诞老人送回烟囱。不要给他拿饼干和牛奶。

Burn your eyes, and you'll never see that ever again.

灼伤你的眼睛，这样你就不会再看见那种场面了。

You walk in, you see that, you turn around, and go back to sleep.

你走进房间，看到了那种画面，那你只要转身，回去睡觉就好。

(whispering) Turn around and quietly sneak² out. When Santa's kissing a woman, just let him do it!

（小声说）转过身，然后安静地离开。圣诞老人亲吻你奶奶时，就让他那么做吧！

Get out of this universe. That is something you can't tell anyone about, or someone can't find out.

离开这个宇宙。那是你不能告诉其他人的事情，也是其他人不能发现的事情。

That's something you gotta keep to yourself, man. What happens with Grandma and Santa Claus stays with Grandma and Santa Claus.

那是你要保密的事情。奶奶和圣诞老人之间的事情就留给他们自己吧。

There's a really low chance of your grandma kissing Santa Claus. But if that happens, just run out of the room. Go to therapy³.

你奶奶和圣诞老人接吻，这件事的发生机率非常低。但如果发生了，那你要马上跑出房间。去治疗。

If it's on the cheek, just let it go. It's totally fine. You'll have the best presents probably.

如果是亲吻脸颊，那就不要管了。那没什么问题。你可能会得到最好的礼物。

Get over it. And while Grandma and Santa are making out in the corner, you should grab⁴ those cookies and have a nice evening for yourself.

克服。奶奶和圣诞老人在角落里亲热时，你应该拿点儿饼干，自己享受一个美好的夜晚。

Quietly back away, allow the moment to finish, and then come back to see if there's any cookies or milk left.

安静地退出去，让他们完成他们做的事情，然后再走回来看看有没有饼干或牛奶剩下。

It's a good thing and I encourage it. And I probably would say, "Way to go, Grandma."

这是件好事，我很支持。我可能会说，“奶奶，加油”。

Thanks for watching Advice on the React⁵ channel.

谢谢大家收看React频道的建议栏目。

Don't miss out. Subscribe⁶.

不要错过，订阅吧。

Want our advice? Comment your questions down below.

想得到我们的建议？在下面提出问题吧。

Bye!

再见！

Goodbye! I'm gonna go check on Grandma right now.

再见！我现在要去看看我奶奶在干什么。

1 chimney   

n.烟囱，烟筒；玻璃罩

参考例句：

• The chimney blew out a cloud of black smoke.烟囱里喷出一团黑烟。
• His father is a chimney sweeper.他的父亲是一位扫烟囱的工人。

2 sneak   

vt.潜行(隐藏,填石缝)；偷偷摸摸做；n.潜行；adj.暗中进行

参考例句：

• He raised his spear and sneak forward.他提起长矛悄悄地前进。
• I saw him sneak away from us.我看见他悄悄地从我们身边走开。

3 therapy   

n.治疗；疗法

参考例句：

• The doctor said she should be given a physical therapy.医生说她应该进行理疗。
• She will need to have the therapy repeated every few months.她将需要每隔几个月就进行一次治疗。

4 grab   

vt./n.攫取，抓取；vi.攫取，抓住(at)

参考例句：

• It is rude to grab a seat.抢占座位是不礼貌的。
• The thief made a grab at my bag but I pushed him away.贼想抢我的手提包，但被我推开了。

5 react   

vi.起反应，起作用；反抗，起反作用

参考例句：

• She didn't look up or react in any way.她既不抬头，也没有任何反应。
• How did he react to your suggestion?他如何对待你的建议？

6 subscribe   

vi.(to)订阅，订购；同意；vt.捐助，赞助

参考例句：

• I heartily subscribe to that sentiment.我十分赞同那个观点。
• The magazine is trying to get more readers to subscribe.该杂志正大力发展新订户。