趣味英语第124期:在街上看到碧昂丝应该怎么做

Rose Drew asks:

Rose Drew问道：

"What do I do if I see Beyoncé on the street?"

“如果我在街上看到碧昂丝，应该怎么做？”

Does Beyoncé even use streets anymore? Like, she's too high up. She can't walk on the peasant's streets.

碧昂丝还会上街吗？她是巨星。她不会出现在普通人的街道上的。

I wouldn't talk to Beyoncé. If I saw just a different celebrity¹, I would talk, but if I saw Beyoncé I would just run away.

我不会和碧昂丝说话。如果我看到其他明星，我可能会和他们说话，但是如果我看到碧昂丝，我可能会跑开。

I guess dance. (laughs)

我想我会跳舞。（笑）

Well, you gotta put a ring on it. (corny laugh)

嗯，你要给她戴上戒指。（老套的笑料）

Go crazy because it's Beyoncé. Who wouldn't go crazy?

发疯，因为那可是碧昂丝。有人会不发疯吗？

You should just walk up to her and say, "Can I have your autograph, please?"

你应该走过去跟她说：“能请你给我签个名吗？”

Take a picture with her and then ask for her number.

和她合照，然后问她的电话号码。

Make sure you get a picture so that you can prove to all your friends that, "I saw Beyoncé."

一定要和她合照，然后你就可以向你所有的朋友证明：“我看到了碧昂丝。”

If you do see any celebrity on the street, don't talk to them because they're just gonna be like, "Who are you?"

如果你在街上看到了明星，不要和他们说话，因为他们的反应会是“你是哪位？”

Try and contain yourself. If she's with family, you leave her alone. If it's in a restaurant and she's eating, let her eat.

尽量控制自己。如果她和家人在一起，你不应该打扰她。如果是在餐厅，她正在用餐，那就让她继续用餐。

Make sure that you keep it professional as well as respectful.

确保你能保持专业性，还要尊重她。

If you want to not be arrested or held back by her security, you'll be very calm.

如果你不想被捕，不想被她的保镖控制住，那你就要保持冷静。

Don't be crazy. Don't freak out over her and just go up there and hug her 'cause she might not know who you are and she might think that you're a little weird².

不要发狂。不要吓到她，不要走过去拥抱她，因为她可能不知道你是谁，她会认为你有点儿奇怪。

Don't be like, "(freaking out) Oh my god! Beyoncé! Oh!" 'Cause that's just going to, you know, annoy her.

不要像这样做，“（极度兴奋）哦我的天哪！碧昂丝！哦！”因为那可能会打扰到她。

Thank you for watching Advice on the React channel.

谢谢大家收看本期React频道的建议节目。

Subscribe³. New shows every week.

订阅吧。每周都有新节目。

Comment your questions down below.

请在下面提出你们的问题。

Goodbye!

再见！

Bye! (excited) Is that Beyoncé?

再见！（兴奋地）那是碧昂丝吗？

1 celebrity   

n.名人，名流；著名，名声，名望

参考例句：

• Tom found himself something of a celebrity. 汤姆意识到自己已小有名气了。
• He haunted famous men, hoping to get celebrity for himself. 他常和名人在一起, 希望借此使自己获得名气。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 subscribe   

vi.(to)订阅，订购；同意；vt.捐助，赞助

参考例句：

• I heartily subscribe to that sentiment.我十分赞同那个观点。
• The magazine is trying to get more readers to subscribe.该杂志正大力发展新订户。