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Unit 11 Social Relations
Legs(E)
In the first-class carriage on a trainthree men and a beautiful young girl join in a conversationThe young girl proposes,"If each of you gives me $10,I'll show you my legs."The men,charmed by this young girlall pull a ten-dollar bill out of their walletsThe girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in fullConversation continues,and the men,a bit excited,have all taken off their coatsThen the young girl says,"If you give me $100,I'll show you where I had an operation on my belly1."All three hand the money to her.
The girl then turns to the windowand points outside at a building they're passing"See there in the distance.That's the hospital where I had it done!"Mark loved baked beans very much.
On his birthday,he walked past a cafeand the wonderful smell of baked beans overwhelmed2 himSince he was still a couple of blocks from homehe figured he could eat some beans and then walk off any ill effectsSo he had two large helpings3 of beans,and then he walked all the way home.
His wife met him at the door and seemed excitedShe said,"Darling,I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"She blindfolded5 him,and led him to his chair at the head of the tablemaking him promise not to peekAt this point,he was beginning to feel a fart coming onJust as she was about to remove the blinmdfoldthe telephone rang,and she went to answer itWhile she was gone,Mark shifted his weight to one leg and let goIt was not only loud but also smelly like a rotten eggHe felt for his napkin and fanned the air about himWhen he heard his wife ending her conversation on the phone,he neatly6 laid his napkin on his lap and put his hands on top of itHis wife removed the blindfold4 and yelled,"Surprise!"To his shockthere were eight dinner guests seated around the tablefor his surprise birthday party
1 belly | |
n.肚子,腹部;(像肚子一样)鼓起的部分,膛 | |
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[ overwhelm ]的过去式 | |
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n.(食物)的一份( helping的名词复数 );帮助,支持 | |
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vt.蒙住…的眼睛;adj.盲目的;adv.盲目地;n.蒙眼的绷带[布等]; 障眼物,蒙蔽人的事物 | |
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v.(尤指用布)挡住(某人)的视线( blindfold的过去式 );蒙住(某人)的眼睛;使不理解;蒙骗 | |
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adv.整洁地,干净地,灵巧地,熟练地 | |
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