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So Sorry to Bug1 You
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"You'd think after all these years I'd know better than to spread a virus by email.
You'd be wrong.
The email was from a woman I knew decades ago, back when we were spooning teenagers. We had corresponded electronically maybe three times since then, I swear. The subject line on this latest missive was "Homepage." The message read, simply: "Hi! You've got to see this page! It's really cool." It was signed with a goofy emotion, a winking2, sideways smiling face-;0). "Ho, ho! You sly thing!" I thought, recalling the feverish3 summer of '70... and clicked on the attached file. Pause. Uh-oh.
It was the dumbest thing I'd done since 1979, when I pitched a tent on a colony of army ants in Mexico. My screen started shimmering4 like a Yucatan sunset. I had unleashed5 a computer virus.
I felt like the doctor in The Andromeda Strain; the clock was outracing me. I went to my email program, clicked on File, then selected Work Offline. That, I assumed, would cordon6 me off from the Net and keep me from spreading the bug while I figured out how to get rid of it. Next I checked my Outbox. Argh! Sixty-five messages were queued up, waiting to be sent to my friends. Each was from me. Each bore the subject line "Homepage." Each had a file attached, as doom-laden as a warhead.
?I deleted the messages and emptied the Recycle Bin7. Then I went to the Web for guidance. Cursing myself for not using an anti-virus program on my home computer, I learned that the Homepage virus is the most common bug - technically8, it's a "worm" - out there. It afflicts9 only PC users of Microsoft Outlook and would not damage my computer. But it would immediately mail itself to everyone in my address book - that is, everyone to whom I've ever sent a Reply message. The worm also resets10 your browser's home page to one of four porn sites. This last bit had not happened to mine. Was I spared?
Gingerly, I fired up Outlook and connected to the Net. Fifty messages poured into my Inbox. Most were from corporate11 servers - such as Time Inc.'s - informing me that my email was being returned unopened since it contained a virus. The last message was from my friend Marshall: "If you don't mind my asking, which homepage?" Double argh! I had spread the accursed worm. I wrote a mea culpa warning, which I mailed to everyone in my address book: Don't click on that attachment12!
The worst part was that many of the people I had emailed were newbies - subscribers who had emailed me for help in connection with this column. Most of these folks were kind; only one asked me to remove her name from my address book. A guy from the Philippines, birthplace of the dread13 Love Bug virus, wrote, "It is quite ironic14 that I got a worm from you."
? Let that irony15 be a lesson to you: Never open an attachment, even from a friend, unless you've been told to expect it. And always use virus protection. Finally, if you get an email from me whose subject is "Homepage," run.
1 bug | |
n.虫子;故障;窃听器;vt.纠缠;装窃听器 | |
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n.瞬眼,目语v.使眼色( wink的现在分词 );递眼色(表示友好或高兴等);(指光)闪烁;闪亮 | |
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v.闪闪发光,发微光( shimmer的现在分词 ) | |
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v.把(感情、力量等)释放出来,发泄( unleash的过去式和过去分词 ) | |
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n.箱柜;vt.放入箱内;[计算机] DOS文件名:二进制目标文件 | |
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使受痛苦,折磨( afflict的名词复数 ) | |
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v.重新安放或安置( reset的第三人称单数 );重拨(测量仪器指针);为(考试、测试等)出一套新题;重新安置,将…恢复原位 | |
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adj.共同的,全体的;公司的,企业的 | |
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12 attachment | |
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