《他没那么喜欢你》精讲 30 他在MySpace上联系的我

Mary: Morning. Morning, Ryan. A surprise mocha venti just because you're so awesome¹.

Colleague A: Love you.

Mary: Love you. Good morning. Okay.

Colleague B: So?

Mary: Oh, hi. He asked me out.

Colleague B: Oh, my God. He called?

Mary: Well...

Colleague C: He e-mailed?

Mary: No.

Colleague B: What? Left his calling card with your lady-in-waiting?

Mary: He MySpaced me.

Colleague B: Ouch.

Mary: Oh.

Colleague C: Oh, girl, I don't know about that. My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.

Mary: Well, what am I supposed to do? I mean, things have changed. People don't meet each other organically anymore. If I would like to make myself seem more attractive to the opposite sex, I don't go and get a new haircut, I update my profile. That's just the way it is, you know?

Colleague B: Yeah, she's right.

Mary: Back, back, back, back.

玛丽：早上好，早上好瑞安。给你个惊喜，特大杯摩卡咖啡，因为你实在太棒了。

同事A: 爱你。

玛丽：爱你。早上好，好。

同事B: 怎么样？

玛丽：哦，嗨，他约我了。

同事B: 哦，天呐，他打电话了？

玛丽：呃...

同事C: 他发电子邮件了？

玛丽：没有。

同事B: 什么？只是给你的同伴留了个电话号码？

玛丽：他在MySpace上联系的我。

同事B: 哎呦。

玛丽：哦。

同事C: 哦，姑娘，不是吧。我的小姐妹说用MySpace联系只是想上床。

玛丽：我能怎么办呢？我是说时代不同了，人们不再那么愿意见面了。如果我想让自己在异性面前更有吸引力，我不用去换个新的发型，更新我的资料就行了。就是这么回事，明白？

同事B: 是，她说得对。

玛丽：回去，回去，回去，回去。

1 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.