英语小达人 230 You Used to...
You Used to... 你曾经 An old man and an old woman were sitting together in their back yard. 一个老爷爷和一个老奶奶一起坐在他们的后院里。 You used to sit closer to me, said the old woman. 你以前都是紧挨着我坐的，老奶
英语小达人 231 Through the Bad Times
Through the Bad Times 背运的时候 A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. 有一个女人，她的丈夫几个
英语小达人 232 The Excuse Never Heard
The Excuse Never Heard 没听说过的理由 A fellow bought a new Benz and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. 一个人买了一
英语小达人 233 Satan's Sister
Satan's Sister 撒旦的妹妹 One Sunday morning, everyone in one beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. 星期天的早晨，一个美丽的小镇上的人们都早早地起床后来到教堂。 Before the service started,
英语小达人 234 You've Swallowed My Sock
You've Swallowed My Sock! 你吞了我的袜子！ A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. 一对年轻人就要结婚了，可是他们各自都有一个毛病从没跟对
英语小达人 235 How to Save Time?
How to Save Time? 怎样节约时间？ The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. You don't want to try these techniques at home. 一个效率专家在结束报告时又加了一句告诫的话：不要在家里随便尝试这
英语小达人 236 What the Wife Says & Means
What the Wife Says amp; Means... 妻子的话的意思是 The wife says: You want. 妻子说：你想要。 The wife means: You want. 她的意思是：你想要。 The wife says: We need. 妻子说：我们需要。 The wife means: I want. 她的意思
英语小达人 237 Some Notes on Marriage
Some Notes on Marriage 关于婚姻的一些随笔 For everyone that's still single, some notes on marriage... 仍是单身的朋友们，请看看下面这些关于婚姻的随笔 Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and su
英语小达人 238 I've Got Everything!
I've Got Everything! 我什么都有了！ A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 50 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, Honey, I know we've been married for 10 years, but I want a divorce. 一对夫
英语小达人 239 The Honeymoon's Over!
The Honeymoon's Over! 蜜月结束了！ A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. 一对年轻人结婚了去度蜜月。 When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. 蜜月归来，新娘马上打电话给妈妈。 Wel
英语小达人 240 Let Him Dig!
Let Him Dig! 让他挖！ An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. 一对老夫妇在一起生活了很多年，虽然他们彼此憎恨
英语小达人 241 I Didn't Do It!
I Didn't Do It! 我没做！ One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas. 一天，一个人下班回到家，发现屋子外面一片狼籍。孩子们还穿着睡
英语小达人 242 Dear Mom and Dad
Dear Mom and Dad 亲爱的爸爸妈妈 Bob is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bob just dates and dates. 鲍勃快29岁了，他的朋友们都结婚了，只有鲍勃还在不停地约会再约会。 Finally a friend
英语小达人 243 My Wife Told Me to Do So
My Wife Told Me to Do So 我妻子让我这样做的 Standing at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, Martin noticed signs pointing to two paths. One was marked Women and the other marked Men. 站在天国之门前，马丁注意到两块标牌分别指向两条
英语小达人 244 What Did the Doctor Say?
What Did the Doctor Say? 医生说什么了？ A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. 妻子陪丈夫去看医生。 After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, Your husband is suffering from a very
