英语小达人 260 Greatest Hitter in the World
Greatest Hitter in the World 世界上最棒的击球手 A little boy strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. 一个小男孩戴着棒球帽、背着棒球和球棒在后院里昂首阔步地走过。 I'm th
英语小达人 261 Thank you Lord
Thank you Lord 感谢上帝 A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. 感恩节时，一个4岁的小男孩要做餐前感恩祈祷。全家人低着头，期待着。
英语小达人 262 Parking Fee
Parking Fee 停车费 An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. 一个印度人走进纽约城市银行要见贷款客户服务经理。
英语小达人 263 My Mother
My Mother 我妈妈 I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. 我在超市里转悠着想要买些东西，可我注意到一个
英语小达人 264 I Didn't Get Any Money This Time
I Didn't Get Any Money This Time 我这次没钱了 A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. 一个人去酒吧，看到一个朋友独自一人坐在桌旁喝酒。 Approaching the friend he comments, You look terrible. What's t
英语小达人 265 I Want to Take Money with Me
I Want to Take Money with Me 我想带走我的钱 As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his wealth with him. 史密斯先生快要死了，他想到一个计划能让他在死
英语小达人 266 A Smart Businessman
A Smart Businessman 聪明的商人 Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. 杰克是个很精明的商人，他找儿子谈话。 Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. 杰克：我想让你娶一个我选的姑娘。 Son: I will choose
英语小达人 267 Think Like a Lawyer
Think Like a Lawyer 律师思维 The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it? 合同法教授问他的一个好学生：如果你要给某人一个橘子，你
英语小达人 268 How to Clean the Mirror
How to Clean the Mirror 怎样清洗镜子 According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. 根据一篇新闻报道，一个私立学校最近正面临着一个独特的问题。 A number of girls were b
英语小达人 269 Go Deaf
变聋 A biology class student was conducting an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off. 一个学生物的学生正在做实验要验证切除蚂蚱的腿后会发生什么。 He pulled off one of its legs and ye
英语小达人 270 Will You Be My Friend?
Will You Be My Friend? 做我的朋友好吗？ Cindy bean a job as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help the students. 辛迪开始在一所小学做辅导老师，她急切地想要为学生们提供帮助。 One day during recess, s
英语小达人 271 What Is It?
What Is It? 这是什么？ On the last day of kindergarden, all the children brought presents for their teacher. 最后一天上幼儿园，孩子们都给老师带来了礼物。 The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She held it up and said,
英语小达人 272 University Entrance Exam
University Entrance Exam 大学入学考试 UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI ENTRANCE EXAM--FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION 迈阿密大学入学考试试题（足球运动员特招生卷） Time Limit:3 weeks 时间：3个星期 1. What language is spoken in France? 1. 法
英语小达人 273 Whiskey Does You Good
Whiskey Does You Good 威士忌对你有好处 A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. 化学老师要给班里
英语小达人 274 True or False
True or False 对还是错 A high school teacher was giving a true/false test. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work. 一个高中老师正在给学生们做一次是非题测验。老师自己则在教室里来回踱步
