咱们裸熊 第10期:迷途的孩子

 　　Oh, oh, where am I? I am a lost baby. Really nice.

　　噢，我在哪？我是个迷途的孩子。真不错。

　　Look for mom.

　　寻找我的妈妈。

　　Yeah.

　　不错。

　　Mom? Mom? Mom? Ha!

　　妈妈？妈妈？哈！妈妈？

　　Well, interesting staging.

　　有点意思。

　　Good night, baby.

　　晚安，宝贝。

　　That's cool stuff¹, man.

　　东西挺酷啊，伙计。

　　Exactly! Oh, I'm so glad you're into it!

　　确实！真高兴你喜欢它！

　　Dude, you're so cool.

　　老兄，你太酷了。

　　You must have tons of friends, too, right? Right, buddy²?

　　你一定也有成堆的朋友吗？是吗，兄弟？

　　I've got the maximum amount of friends on all social-media sites.

　　在所有的社交网站上，我的朋友数已经达到了上限。

　　So you guys must have brunch³ together all the time and stuff.

　　这么说你们总是会一起吃早饭之类的。

　　Wait, how do you fit that many people into a cafe?

　　等等，那么多人一家咖啡店怎么坐得下？

　　You'd need at least 12 pitchers⁴ of juice.

　　得要至少十二罐果汁吧。

　　No, no, no, no. Are you kidding me?

　　不，不，不。开什么玩笑？

　　I'm famous, man. I really don't have time for that sort of thing.

　　我是名人，伙计。我真的没有时间做那类事情。

　　What?

　　什么？

　　Hanging out in person is a thing of the past, buddy. Get with it.

　　亲自出去玩已经是过去式了，兄弟。顺应潮流啊。

　　Also, friends are usually too loud Or have schmutz all over their faces.

　　而且，朋友通常比较吵，或者脸上到处是污迹。

　　I have servants, really yummy food, the Internet.

　　我有仆人，真正的美味食物，和网络。

　　I think you can agree I don't need anything else.

　　我想你会觉得我已经啥都不缺了。

　　And that being the case...

　　既然如此...

　　Hilarious⁵. See you later, friend.

　　真滑稽。一会见，朋友。

　　Why isn't this working?

　　怎么不管用？

　　Oh, it's open.

　　哦，是开着的。

　　Oh! Uh, hey, guys. So...Sorry I took so long to get home.

　　哦！嘿，伙计们。非常...抱歉，我这么晚才回家。

　　I got juice! Pulp-free! I thought maybe we could drink it together.

　　我买了果汁！无果肉的！我想我们可以一起喝。

　　And, also, I just wanted to say, uh...

　　而且，我想说...

　　It's okay, grizz. No big.

　　没事啦，棕熊。没什么大不了的。

　　Aww, I didn't know you cared so...

　　我不知道你如此在意...

　　Don't ditch⁶ ice bear.

　　别想抛弃北极熊。

　　Fair enough.

　　好极了。

　　Actually, we have a surprise for you, grizz.

　　事实上，我们要给你个惊喜，棕熊。

　　Really? Rad! Oh, wait. I can't move.

　　真的吗？好开心！等等，我动不了了。

　　Okay, open.

　　好了，打开吧。

　　It's just our video.

　　这就是我们的视频。

　　Look closer!

　　仔细看！

　　Ooh!

　　哦！

　　Check the comments!

　　看评论！

　　Ooh, a real comment! Guys, this is great! We've got to celebrate!

　　一条真正的评论！伙计们，这太棒了！我们得庆祝一下！

　　Cheers⁷!

　　干杯！

1 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

2 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

3 brunch   

n.早午餐

参考例句：

• They eat much the same thing for brunch every day.每天早午餐他们总是吃同样的东西。
• What did you have for your brunch?你早午饭都吃些什么？

4 pitchers   

大水罐( pitcher的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Over the next five years, he became one of the greatest pitchers in baseball. 在接下来的5年时间里，他成为了最了不起的棒球投手之一。
• Why he probably won't: Pitchers on also-rans can win the award. 为什麽不是他得奖：投手在失败的球队可以赢得赛扬奖。

5 hilarious   

adj.充满笑声的，欢闹的；[反]depressed

参考例句：

• The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后，派对变得更加热闹起来。
• We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停，因为那个节目太搞笑了。

6 ditch   

n.沟，沟渠，渠道

参考例句：

• With the blind leading the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.如果瞎子替瞎子带路的话，那么两方肯定会掉到沟里。
• The water in the ditch is not very clean.沟里的水不很清洁。

7 Cheers   

int.干杯，(英口语)谢谢，再见

参考例句：

• The crowd burst into cheers.人群中爆发出一片欢呼声。
• To your health!Cheers!祝您健康！干杯！