英文幽默笑话：没问题

 No Problem 

　　A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant¹, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort², I'll pay you $5,000. 

　　No problem, said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head. 

　　没问题 

　　一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：有什么可以帮你吗？那个人解释说：我本来去做头发移植，但实在太痛了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。 

　　没问题，发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。

1 transplant   

n.移植的器官或植物；v.使迁移，使移居

参考例句：

• Some plants do not transplant well.有些植物不宜移植。
• Several of the patients had received kidney transplant.病人中有几位已接受了肾移植手术。

2 discomfort   

n.不舒服，不安，难过，困难，不方便

参考例句：

• One has to bear a little discomfort while travelling.旅行中总要忍受一点不便。
• She turned red with discomfort when the teacher spoke.老师讲话时她不好意思地红着脸。