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More disgusting than you know
While in college I took a summer job as a janitor1 at a middle school. I made some interesting discoveries that summer, like don't mix bleach2 and ammonia (different story). But if you had asked me who would be grosser, little boys or little girls, I would've said boys. Hands down. I would've been dead wrong.
Little girls are fucking disgusting.
The boys’ worst crime was occasionally pissing on the toilet paper rolls, which I would simply pay-it-forward to them by not replacing. (Have fun wiping your ass3 with piss-paper you little shits.) But the girls’ bathroom was always a disaster, every day.
I don’t know if it was intentional4 or what the hell was going on, but they pissed on their toilet seats more than the boys did. Once a girl even pissed high up on the wall (that I was frankly5 impressed by). And they loved locking the stalls from the inside. This required me to climb underneath6 the door to unlock it, which was complicated by the fact that these harpies also pissed on the floor with disturbing frequency.
And that’s just urine… On not one but TWO separate occasions I entered a girls’ bathroom to discover shit - and I mean shit - on the walls and the ceiling. Now, when boys shit in the urinal (which never actually happened during my tenure), that’s one thing. I get that. The difference between shitting in a toilet and shitting in a urinal doesn’t put you out much. It’s worth the joke. But the walls? The fucking ceiling?! Your hands need to get involved there. That takes the steely dedication7 of a sick mind.
And please don’t ask what some did with their used tampons and Maxi pads (I really wish pads didn’t have adhesive8 on one side). I’m not emotionally ready. I didn’t even know middle-schoolers were menstruating yet! Was there something wrong with the school? Are little girls like this nationwide?
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Maybe they were acting9 out in a void of supervision10. We expect boys to be gross. The hall monitors would frequently poke11 their heads into the boys’ bathroom to make sure shenanigans weren’t afoot. Not for the girls though. They were in international waters. They could’ve had a fight club or donkey show in there.
Though I think little girls are simply nastier than little boys. Whereas boys are encouraged, even pushed, by fathers and older brothers to let their ids fly, girls are still caught up in the vestigial b.s. of being “ladylike.” Like being a preacher’s kid, I think it has warped12 their minds and pushed them in dark opposite directions.
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1 janitor | |
n.看门人,管门人 | |
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2 bleach | |
vt.使漂白;vi.变白;n.漂白剂 | |
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3 ass | |
n.驴;傻瓜,蠢笨的人 | |
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adj.故意的,有意(识)的 | |
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adv.坦白地,直率地;坦率地说 | |
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7 dedication | |
n.奉献,献身,致力,题献,献辞 | |
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8 adhesive | |
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11 poke | |
n.刺,戳,袋;vt.拨开,刺,戳;vi.戳,刺,捅,搜索,伸出,行动散慢 | |
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12 warped | |
adj.反常的;乖戾的;(变)弯曲的;变形的v.弄弯,变歪( warp的过去式和过去分词 );使(行为等)不合情理,使乖戾, | |
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13 lurks | |
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14 daydreams | |
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