Siri的9大酷炫技能 Siri给我讲个笑话吧

 　　I didn't get my first iPhone until about a year ago (shut up), and even once I had it, I didn't immediately explore its full potential. You can therefore imagine my utter delight upon discovering all of the hidden talents that Siri has.

　　一年以前我才有了属于自己的第一个iPhone手机（嘘不要说）。即便当我拥有之后，我也没有立马发掘它的全部潜能。因此你大概可以想象当我发现Siri的全部隐藏技能时，我是多么地欣喜若狂。

　　Siri的9大酷炫技能 Siri给我讲个笑话吧

　　1. Siri Will Help You Find A Designated Driver When You're Too Drunk To Spell Your Own Name1、当你醉的不省人事连自己的名字都拼不出时，Siri会帮助你寻找一名指定的司机This. Is. Awesome¹. At 6:41 in the morning, I decided² to tell Siri that I was drunk. (I wasn't, obviously; I was at work.)这简直太棒了！在早上6：41的时候，我决定告诉Siri我喝醉了（事实上我并没有，我在工作）。

　　Not only did she lay down the law and tell me that neither of us was getting behind the wheel, but she also offered to help me call a cab. Thanks, Siri!

　　她不但对我发号施令告诉我不能驾车，还帮助我叫了一辆出租车。太谢谢你了，Siri！

　　0e916610-a0f2-0133-987f-0a6c20e5e327 (1)_副本2. Siri Will Post Your Very Important Twitter Messages2、Siri会帮助你发布重要的推特消息

　　I told Siri, "Post to Twitter," and this is what happened. I love Siri. She's like a friend that I can put in my pocket and take with me everywhere. Now I can keep all my followers³ updated with my exciting life.

　　我告诉Siri, “发到推特上”，然后就发生了这个。我爱Siri。她就像我的一个可以装进口袋的朋友，可以和我去到任何地方。现在我可以第一时间更新我的精彩生活并且与关注我的人分享。

　　17409b10-a0f2-0133-6e3b-0efce411145f_副本3. Siri Will Creep On Whoever Is Flying Over You3、Siri会知道飞过你头顶的一切东西

　　Practical? No. Cool? YES. This kind of made me feel like a badass, knowing where all the nearby planes are (ish).

　　实用吗？不实用。酷吗？太酷了。这个功能让我感觉自己像个反派混蛋，因为我能知道附近所有飞机的航线。

　　1ec56660-a0f2-0133-6e39-0efce411145f_副本4. She'll Tell You What People Are Tweeting About4、她会告诉你其他人的推特内容

　　Not only will Siri post your tweet for you, but if you politely ask her what someone is talking about on Twitter, she'll bring up some of their recent tweets. So much easier than signing into Twitter, typing the name...

　　Siri不但会帮你发布推特，如果你礼貌地问她其他人在推特上谈论什么，她会给你展示他人的一些最新推特。这比起登录推特、输入名字要简单得多。

　　10ead1e0-a0eb-0133-a042-0e7c926a42af_副本5. She'll Tell An Entire Knock Knock Joke By Herself While Simultaneously⁴ Insulting You5、她会说出一个完整的“敲门”笑话同时羞辱你一下I was looking for a little light-hearted entertainment this morning. This is what I got. Mission: accomplished⁵.

　　这个早晨我正在寻找一些轻松的消遣方式。我得到了如图的回应。任务完成。

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　　6、她会为你唱一首优美的歌

　　Sometimes, I like to be serenaded while I write. Although I have to admit, I was surprised by her choice of song.

　　有时，我在写东西时喜欢听听小夜曲。尽管我不得不承认，她选歌的品味让我大吃一惊。

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　　7. Siri Will Boost Your Self-Esteem When You're Not Feeling Your Best7、当你自我感觉不好时，Siri会帮助你提高自尊心That was exactly what I needed to hear. Thanks, girlfriend.

　　这正是我需要听到的。谢谢你，女伴儿。

　　91b1dc70-a0e7-0133-a04c-0e7c926a42af_副本8. She'll Put You Back In The Friend Zone Where You Belong8、她会让你回到属于你的朋友圈

　　This made me giggle⁶.

　　笑死我了。

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　　9. Siri Will Help You Take A Selfie

　　9、Siri会帮助你自拍

　　Simply command, "Take a selfie." The only downfall is that when it opens the camera, it's not facing you.

　　简单下达一个命令“来张自拍”。唯一的缺点就是当她打开摄像头时，并不是对着你的。

 

1 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

2 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

3 followers   

追随者( follower的名词复数 )； 用户； 契据的附面； 从动件

参考例句：

• the followers of Mahatma Gandhi 圣雄甘地的拥护者
• The reformer soon gathered a band of followers round him. 改革者很快就获得一群追随者支持他。

4 simultaneously   

adv.同时发生地，同时进行地

参考例句：

• The radar beam can track a number of targets almost simultaneously.雷达波几乎可以同时追着多个目标。
• The Windows allow a computer user to execute multiple programs simultaneously.Windows允许计算机用户同时运行多个程序。

5 accomplished   

adj.有才艺的；有造诣的；达到了的

参考例句：

• Thanks to your help,we accomplished the task ahead of schedule.亏得你们帮忙,我们才提前完成了任务。
• Removal of excess heat is accomplished by means of a radiator.通过散热器完成多余热量的排出。

6 giggle   

n.痴笑，咯咯地笑；v.咯咯地笑着说

参考例句：

• Both girls began to giggle.两个女孩都咯咯地笑了起来。
• All that giggle and whisper is too much for me.我受不了那些咯咯的笑声和交头接耳的样子。