听歌学英语：Mona Lisa-The Lonely Island

What's up y'all?This is Conner4Real

近来如何 我是Conner4Real（电影popstar的人物）

You know I've beenall around the world, right?

如你们所知 我在周游世界

But tonight I'm onmy dumb shit

但今晚 我踏上了愚蠢的征途

I'm headed toParis at a quarter to noon

11点45 我飞往巴黎

So excited to seeher, I went straight to the Louvre

心中期待见到她 我直奔卢浮宫

I heard she'sexquisite, so I bought my ticket

耳闻她精致高雅 我当即买了门票

Pushed my way tothe front of the crowd

穿越拥挤的人群 只为目睹佳人

And I couldn'tbelieve what I saw

我完全不敢相信 她就是”她“

Mona Lisa, you'rean overrated piece of shit

蒙娜丽莎 你被高估 夸大

With your terriblestyle and your dead shark eyes

邋遢的风格 一双死鱼眼

And your smirklike you're hiding a dick

你微笑的模样 像个傻逼

What the fuck isthis garbage?

这他妈就是个垃圾

Mona Lisa, theoriginal basic bitch

蒙娜丽莎 传说中的美 本质上的婊

Traveled thousandsof miles to see your beautiful smile

跨越千里 只为一睹你神秘微笑

Talk about a baitand switch, you ugly

归根结底 你就是个丑陋的骗子

I'm headed toCairo to see the pyramids

我前往开罗 观赏金字塔

But what did Ifind there? A dirty pile of bricks

但是我发现了啥 一堆破转破瓦

There was trashall over and a very foul² odor

垃圾成堆 散发恶臭

The smell was outof a camel's ass³

这味道 酷似骆驼在放屁

But even thatwasn't as bad as

与屁气比 绰绰有余

Mona Lisa, you'reworse than the pyramids

蒙娜丽莎 你比金字塔还糟糕

Can someoneexplain why the whole wide world

谁能给我解释下 为什么全世界

Is obsessed⁴ with aGarbage Pail Kid

都痴迷于这个垃圾桶孩子

Looks like aGarbage Pail Kid

长得也像垃圾

And DaVinci musthave sucked an art historian's dick

达芬奇定是搞了某位艺术史学家

To get this girlwho looked like uncooked bread

让这个完全没长开的女子

At the top of theall-time list of paintings

永远霸占艺术的巅峰

Mona Lisa, I gotto know

蒙娜丽莎 我就是想知道

Where the fuck areyour eyebrows⁵, I really wanna know

你他妈眉毛去哪了 我太想知道了

You could land ahelicopter on that big potato forehead

一定是直升机 在你大土豆般前额着陆

Get this chicksome Rogaine

快给这个少妇 抹点生发剂吧

You a bloatedporpse, girl

天啊 你看起来就像浮肿的尸体 【You a bloated corpse,girl】

I'm an Americanman, this is my native land

我是美国人 在我的本土

Where no one liesabout paintings

关于作品艺术 人人坦诚

But that's not thecase in France

在法国 情况大相径庭

Where the nakedladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz

裸女郎在跳舞 看起来又胖又丑

You're so mangy,Mona

你是如此污秽不堪 蒙娜丽莎

Hair part widerthan a country road

你的头发比城市的马路还宽

Unless you countcats, she died alone-a

你就是个只有猫为伴的疯寡妇

The Mona Lisasucks, la da da da da

蒙娜丽莎 你真糟糕 就是个骗子啊

歌词解析：

I'm headed toParis at a quarter to noon

11点45 我飞往巴黎

Head to前往；引至，通到；<非正>引出结果

例句：

Head toyour nearest ice rink for fun and fitness.

去附近最近的溜冰场享受这份欢乐和健美吧。

Disobeyingthe law can head to trouble.

不守法可能会引起麻烦。


I heard she'sexquisite, so I bought my ticket

耳闻她精致高雅 我当即买了门票

Exquisiteadj.精挑细选的；精致的；细腻的；强烈的

例句：

Thehostess had exquisite¹ taste in clothes.

女主人对衣著十分讲究。

The girlcame up with a set of exquisite stamps.

那姑娘拿出一套精美的邮票。


There was trashall over and a very foul odor

垃圾成堆 散发恶臭

all over遍布，到处

例句：

I acheall over.

我浑身疼痛。

I'velooked for it all over the shop.

我到处都找过了。

1 exquisite   

adj.精美的；敏锐的；剧烈的，感觉强烈的

参考例句：

• I was admiring the exquisite workmanship in the mosaic.我当时正在欣赏镶嵌画的精致做工。
• I still remember the exquisite pleasure I experienced in Bali.我依然记得在巴厘岛所经历的那种剧烈的快感。

2 foul   

adj.污秽的；邪恶的；v.弄脏；妨害；犯规；n.犯规

参考例句：

• Take off those foul clothes and let me wash them.脱下那些脏衣服让我洗一洗。
• What a foul day it is!多么恶劣的天气！

3 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

4 obsessed   

adj.心神不宁的,鬼迷心窍的,沉迷的

参考例句：

• He's obsessed by computers. 他迷上了电脑。
• The fear of death obsessed him throughout his old life. 他晚年一直受着死亡恐惧的困扰。

5 eyebrows   

眉毛( eyebrow的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Eyebrows stop sweat from coming down into the eyes. 眉毛挡住汗水使其不能流进眼睛。
• His eyebrows project noticeably. 他的眉毛特别突出。