I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time...
TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?...
1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Studen...
InthemiddleoftellingajokethatmostattheannualWhiteHouseCorrespondentsAssociationdinnerhadheardbefore,presidentBushwasinterruptedbytheFirstLadyLauraBush. 布什总统在白宫记者协会年度晚宴的讲...
I don't know her A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, " I don't ev...
Millionaire CEO:"My wife made a millionaire out of me." Assistant:"What were you before?" CEO:" A multimillionaire." 百万富翁 主管人:我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。 助手: 以前你...
Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "well,sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something...
Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day?" I asked. "It was great, Dad," he re...
得知国际汉学研讨会邀请自己到美国赴会作专题演讲,孔子很高兴。为了能和国际接轨,老先生决定印盒 名片。 文具店老板说:“您老的名片要有英汉双...
人之初:At the begining of life. 性本善:Sex is good. 性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教:If you do not practise all th...