幽默世界 HUMOUR（2）

 

Imitation

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
"well,sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office,complaining of a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."

模仿

一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。“来，坐下，吃点点心，”妈妈说，“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西，就会好的。”
一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回来了，说是头痛。“你头痛是因为脑袋是空的，”他聪明的儿子说：“里面装点东西，就会好的。”

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Who Should Be Given the Gift?

A father of five children came home with a toy,summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present,"Who is the most obedient,never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.
There was silence,and then a chorus of voices:"You play with it, Daddy!"

礼物该给谁？

一位有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集起来问这件礼物该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么？”他问道。
大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩吧。”