打工姐妹花第二季 第79期:糖果店老板来邀请(2)

 The candy man came with invitations to a party at his store. 糖果男来邀请我们去参加他店里的派对哟。

What, you think I wasn't listening at the door? 你觉得我有可能不偷听你们对话吗？

I heard everything. All the vomit¹ jokes. I heard them all. 我全听到了。挖苦我呕吐的话，也都听见了。

Jewelry², already? Your new husband likes to throw the cash around. 都送我珠宝首饰啦？你的新老公喜欢四处撒钱啊。

He is not my new husband. And now he never will be. Ooh, bubble tape. 他才不是我的新老公。也没机会了。泡泡糖带呢。

I finally meet an adorable, sweet guy. 好不容易遇见了可爱嘴甜的男人

A guy so sweet, the word "sweet" is next to his name on actual real estate. 他甜到都有一家，"甜"与他名字合一的店了。

And I completely destroy any chance I have with him. 但机会全都被我自己搞砸了。

You didn't destroy anything. 你什么都没搞砸啊。

And it's good to let him know right off the bat that you have a gag reflex. 而且让他一开始就知道你容易"反胃想吐"也好。

Oh! Oh, that's lovely. Happy Valentines' day. 承您吉言啊。祝你情人节快乐好吧。

I am not going to that party. I can never see him again. 我死也不去那个派对。我没脸再见他了。

Well, do you mind if I still go? Being in a candy store after midnight is on my bucket list. 那你会介意我去吗？在糖果店里待到午夜过后是我死前愿望之一呢。

Funny, I thought that was the impossible one. 我以前还以为这是最不可能的一条呢。

You should go. Have fun. 你去吧，玩得开心点。

I think you're missing out, because you two are perfect for each other. You're like Hansel and Gretel. 不去会损失很大哦，你们俩可是天生一对。像童话《糖果屋》里的男女主。

They were brother and sister. So? 他们是兄妹好吗。那又怎样？

 

1 vomit   

v.呕吐，作呕；n.呕吐物，吐出物

参考例句：

• They gave her salty water to make her vomit.他们给她喝盐水好让她吐出来。
• She was stricken by pain and began to vomit.她感到一阵疼痛，开始呕吐起来。

2 jewelry   

n.（jewllery）（总称）珠宝

参考例句：

• The burglars walked off with all my jewelry.夜盗偷走了我的全部珠宝。
• Jewelry and lace are mostly feminine belongings.珠宝和花边多数是女性用品。