文本： B: Excuse me S: Did you get my text? B: Of course. Yes, I did, but I've been-- S:So then you know I told Dan I'm not pregnant. B: Yes, and I am so happy for you. Close call, huh S: Are we really gonna play that old game, B? B: I have no ide...
文本： [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men.] Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people! Monica: I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets. Phoebe: I know I am. That's why...
文本： I think me and your tub are going steady. Oh, you found the jacuzzi button. I don't know who found who, but we're together now. I'm totally stealing some of these ridonculous bath soaps. This one's shaped like a vagina. It's a seashell. Sis...
S: Hey, how is she? H: Passed out. She wanted to call Maya, so I took her phone. S: Smart, that could cause some serious damage. H: Spence? Was this always sitting here? S: No. Ian must have put it back before the dance....
文本： Phil: What do you like about me? Jay: You're a nice guy. You tried real hard. Phil: I do. Jay: You're a good dad. Phil: I am a good dad. Come here. Come here, you. This feels so right....
I thought there was hope that somewhere deep inside. Something in Damon was still human, normal. But I was wrong. There's nothing human left in Damon. No good, no kindness, no love. Only a monster who must be stopped....
文本： C: Yes, Nathaniel. I took what Blair kept throwing at you and you kept throwing back. N: Oh, so somehow you screwing Blair for sport is my fault? C: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone ,and I was there. N: Oh, so you cared about her? Yo...
Chandler: Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't think things are gonna work out. Janice: That's fine. Chandler: (surprised) It is? Janice: Mmm-hmm. Because I know...
文本： Wait a minute. Grab everything with a price tag on it that we can resell. Or that you think I'd look amazing in. Not the furs! They're wired! Why would you wire the furs? Everybody wires the furs, bitch! Security's gonna be here in ten minu...
A: What do you mean cool off? H: Take a break. Don't see each other in Rosewood or anyplace else. A: Honestly? I can deal with the universe throwing me curve balls, but if they're gonna start coming from my best friend, then I have a problem....
文本： Cameron: Mitchell's mother has a problem...With me. Last Christmas, for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. So, to recap, I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, and she gave me a hint....
文本： Damon: Just going through Stefan's homework. Boy, this country sure has dumbed down in the last hundred years. Why he wants to go to high school beyond me. I mean, in the seventies, he went Lvy League, Harvard, I understood. Actually, no. I...
N:Hey, so I may have told Blair you told me the truth about her and Chuck, and I'm sure she didn't react well to that. But you don't know what you're dealing with here. J:I'm not scared of Blair, Nate. N:No, I'm not talking about -- I'm talking about...
文本： [Scene: Chandler's new window office, he is showing Phoebe around.] Chandler: Well? Phoebe: (excited) Wow! It's huge! So much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube. Chandler: Look at this! Phoebe: Oh! You have a window! Chandler: Yes...
文本： Hello? This is what collection agency? No, my granddaughter Max is not here. She died. On her deathbed, she said it was the stress of being constantly harassed by creditors. That's juvenile. Give me the phone. Hi. So sorry about that. What...
