艾伦脱口秀第117期:难以置信
And Seal and Heidi Klum were still together.They were the last one. We started to turn the lights on. 那时候希尔和海蒂克拉姆还在一起 他们留到了最后 然后我们把灯开开 We started, like... We start... Take a hint.We turned t
艾伦脱口秀第118期:获奖感言
And so I YouTube, you know,a Hollywood Walk of Fame acceptance speeches, 所以我上Youtube搜索了 好莱坞星光大道获奖感言 and the first one up, Ellen DeGeneres,the most unhelpful thing I've ever watched. 第一个结果就是 艾伦德杰
艾伦脱口秀第119期:疯狂外星人
It's true that I gave them all the clothes I wore to, uh, not the fitting what he called, 我确实把我穿过的所有衣服都给他们了 嗯 他说衣服大小和人像 the sizing, the... I don't know what they measuring you.They measured you an
艾伦脱口秀第120期:飘飘欲仙
But, Rihanna's smell's so good. I'm not kidding. She has a scent And, to the point, 不过 蕾哈娜身上的味道很棒 我说真的 她有一种特别的味道 确切一点来说 one point, I took the elevator down the press at the hotel we were d
艾伦脱口秀第121期:聊聊奥巴马
Oh, gonna dress you up in my love.New England is not a state.Okay.New York. 噢 用我的爱为你盛装打扮 新英格兰并不是一个州 好吧 纽约州 Yeah. I'm telling her now.Yeah, you can help her. It doesn't matter this point.Gonna dress
艾伦脱口秀第122期:尽力表现的自然
See Steve Martin understands how to talk to a president.I just laughed. 你看 史蒂夫马丁就知道如何和总统交谈 我光傻笑了 Yes it is Steve Martin having a rap with the president. 这张照片上史蒂夫马丁和总统打了个击肘招
艾伦脱口秀第123期:欢迎布莉姬·曼勒
See Steve Martin understands how to talk to a president.I just laughed. 你看 史蒂夫马丁就知道如何和总统交谈 我光傻笑了 Yes it is Steve Martin having a rap with the president. 这张照片上史蒂夫马丁和总统打了个击肘招
艾伦脱口秀第124期:高尔夫俱乐部
Did you on Madonna week?I just hope you are.Yes. I love seeing that video by the way. 你有参加麦当娜周吗 我希望你参加了 我参加了 而且我超喜欢那个录像 I have a funny story.My parents actually live below her in New York. 有
艾伦脱口秀第125期:当之无愧
So they still are doing it.It wasn't just Madonna fluke,it was like they are still going clubbing. 所以他们仍在参加俱乐部活动 不仅仅是有麦当娜的活动 看来还有各种其它的俱乐部 I think they are really just taking adva
艾伦脱口秀第126期:约会杀手
And the last time you are here you sang, right? Yes. 上次来这儿的时候 你唱歌了 对吗 是的 And so now are you still singing?Is there still music in your future? 你现在还在唱歌吗 未来还有做音乐的计划吗 Yeah. Yeah.Next
艾伦脱口秀第127期:美国游乐场
New England is not a state.Okay. New York.Yeah.I'm telling her now. 新英格兰不是一个州 是的 纽约州 可以 我可以告诉她 Yeah, you can help her. It doesn't matter this point.Alright.I am here with Vicki Wind and Deborah Boy. 是的 你
艾伦脱口秀第128期:善待彼此
The original three.Randy.Yep.What's his name?Help.Okay. 最早的三位评委 兰迪 正确 他的全名是 求助.好吧 Okay. Him. He had a baby,Yeah. You sure he did. not too long ago, him. 嗯 他有一个小孩 你确定吗 是的 不久前刚有的
艾伦脱口秀第129期:光芒四射
Here she is now, Ellen Degeneres.Thank you very much, everybody.Thank you so much. That's nice of you.Back at you. Everybody. 欢迎 艾伦德杰尼勒斯 谢谢 谢谢大家 谢谢 你们真好 欢呼同样送给你们 Have a seat. That's so nice wh
艾伦脱口秀第130期:奥兹医生秀
Beautiful picture of me.And it didn't say anything about my empire. 一张我的美照 但上面内容跟我的帝国没有半毛钱关系 It was just for a skin serum.It was an ad. For a skin serum,For a product I do not use. 就是个推广护肤精华
艾伦脱口秀第131期:首次惊艳登场
Hey, Madaonna's could be here all week long. 嘿 麦当娜会来做客一周 It's Madaonna week and she sent this message she kicked out. 这是麦当娜周 她发来了这条信息 Here she is.First you love me and I let you in.Make me feel like tha
