看老友记学英语 我有不能结婚的因子吗?

Phoebe: They're tiny and chubby¹ and so sweet to touch, And soon they'll grow up and resent² you so much. Now they're yelling³ at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry...

他们又小又肉摸起来感觉很好。不久他们长大后就会开始恨你。现在他们对你大吼大叫。你哭泣…… 你哭泣……

Phoebe: Thanks, Ross.

谢谢，Ross。

Ross: Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.

用来叫你停止的好吧。

Phoebe: Ok.

好的。

Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.

看，是双胞胎，好可爱。

Monica: No fair . I don't even have one. How come they get two?

不公平，我一个都没有，他们怎会有两个？

Chandler: You'll get one.

你也会有的。

Monica: Oh yeah? When?

是吗？什么时候？

Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

好吧，告诉你，我们40岁时如果都还单身，我们就一起生一个，如何？

Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

为何我40岁时还单身？

Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.

不，这只是假设。

Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

假设为何我到40岁时还单身？

Chandler: No, no, no.

不是。

Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?

我身上难道有什么根本不能结婚的因子吗？

Chandler: Uh, uh.

哦。

Monica: Well?

怎么了？

Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!

这降落伞是个背包。

Rachel: Hey.

嗨。

Phoebe: Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressydress.

看你，盛装登场。

Monica: Did you go home and change?

你回家换衣服？

Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?

今天是个重要的日子，我想漂亮一点，Franzblau 大夫过来了吗？不，我们还没见到他。

Monica: No, I haven't seen him.

不，我们还没见到他。

Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. What if the baby needs him?

他在哪儿？他应该在这儿的，万一小孩需要他怎么办？

Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?

Rachel, 你和医生到底是怎么了，难道你爸也是个医生？

Rachel: Yeah, why?

对，干嘛问？

Chandler: No reason.

没理由。

Lydia: Mom, we have been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk⁴. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. What do you mean, Joey who? Joey who?

妈妈，我们已经没事了，不，我不找他，我不管这是不是他的孩子他是个大浑蛋，不，我不是一个人 Joey在这儿，什么意思？Joey什么？

Joey: Tribbiani.

Tribbiani。

Lydia: Joey Tribbiani. Yes, ok. Hold on. She wants to talk to you. Take the phone.

Joey Tribbiani，对，等等，她要跟你谈。

Joey: Hi, yeah, it's me. Oh, no no no, we're just friends. Yeah, I'm single. 25. An actor. Hello?

对，是我，不，我们只是朋友，对，我单身25岁，演员。

1 chubby   

adj.丰满的，圆胖的

参考例句：

• He is stocky though not chubby.他长得敦实，可并不发胖。
• The short and chubby gentleman over there is our new director.那个既矮又胖的绅士是我们的新主任。

2 resent   

v.对...表示忿恨，对...怨恨

参考例句：

• I resent his dictatorial manner.我痛恨他的独断作风。
• I resent comments on the impracticality of small cars.我反对说小骄车不实用的说法。

3 yelling   

v.叫喊，号叫，叫着说( yell的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• The coach stood on the sidelines yelling instructions to the players. 教练站在场外，大声指挥运动员。
• He let off steam by yelling at a clerk. 他对一个职员大喊大叫，借以发泄怒气。 来自《简明英汉词典》

4 jerk   

n.（口语）笨蛋，性情古怪的人，急拉，肌肉抽搐；v.痉挛，急拉，急推，急动

参考例句：

• Just keep that jerk off me.让那个笨蛋离开我。
• The knife was stuck but she pulled it out with a jerk.那把刀子被卡住了，她猛地一拔，把它拔了出来。