看老友记学英语 抱歉,钱德,我已尽最大努力了!

Janice: We're baack!

我们回来了

Joey: Hey!

嘿！

Chandler: What are you guys doing together?

你们俩在一起干嘛?

Janice: Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!!

乔伊和珍妮丝的道遥一日游

Chandler: Really.

真的吗?

Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy¹.

我们去看纽约大都会的比赛，还吃了中国菜，你知道的，我爱这个女人，你有竞争对手了，兄弟。

Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler.

我只是上来亲你一下，我得去接孩子了待会儿见，甜心，你也是，钱德。

Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?

你还是受不了她，是吗?

Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.

抱歉，我已尽最大努力了

Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot².

还是谢谢你的努力

Joey: But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium³.

但是有一点可喜的是…我们整天在一起而我还能存活，更了不起的是，她也做到了，今天是大都会主场的打击日

Chandler: Well, I guess that's something.

我想这还蛮了不起的

Joey: No man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means⁴ I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway.

天啊，这可是大事呢现在我知道我可以待在她旁边，表示…我可以和你一起出去…反正这就是我的重点

Chandler: Okay.

好吧。

Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.

我们在咖啡店停了一下，结果遇到罗斯。

Chandler: Oh God!

天啊

Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.

希望这会让你好过点，我也会有这种想法。

Chandler: Really?

真的？

Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.

当我在做爱时，我都会想像“你”妈的样子。

1 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

2 shot   

n.炮弹，射击，射手；v.射击，发出，发芽；vbl.射击，发出，发芽

参考例句：

• He shot a wild duck.他射中一只野鸭。
• All the children shot out their hands for the money.所有的孩子突然伸出手来要钱。

3 stadium   

n.露天大型运动场

参考例句：

• The new football stadium can hold eighty thousand people.新的足球场可以容纳八万人。
• The stadium is being used for a match.那个露天运动场正在进行一场比赛。

4 means   

n.方法，手段，折中点，物质财富

参考例句：

• That man used artful means to find out secrets.那人使用狡猾的手段获取机密。
• We must get it done by some means or other.我们总得想办法把它干完。