《摩登家庭》第1季第18集 第8期:遇上黄鼠狼

 All it took was a little bit of focus and, uh- 只需要一点专注就做到了

This thing is really loose. 这玩意儿真松了  

I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver¹. But you run with this. 我去拿把螺丝起子  你继续弄这个

On your mark, get set, Van Gogh. 各就各位  预备开始  小梵高

Hey, Dad. He kind of looks like Uncle Mitchell, 嘿  爸  他长得有点像米奇尔舅舅

if Uncle Mitchell were insane. 如果米奇尔舅舅是疯子的话

I got sprayed by a skunk²! 我被黄鼠狼的臭液喷到了

Oh, you stink³! 你臭死了

And not just at astronomy! Blammo! 不仅是在天文学方面很"臭"  攻击成功

What is happening? 是怎么回事啊

I love this place. 我爱这地方

I was a little bit worried because it's not exactly- 我有点担心  因为这并不是...

I... love... this place. 我  爱  这地方

I... was... nervous. 我  很  紧张

I mean, there was a lot of different food on the menu, 我是说  菜单上有很多不同的食物

and on the floor, and on the wall. 地上也有  墙上也有

Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit? 你确定你的话没有任何一点夸张吗

Were you there, Mitchell? 你当时在现场吗  米奇

Because I think I would have recognized 如果你在  我肯定能认得出当场

the only other white or gay person. 除我之外的唯一一个白人或同志

I'd already offended Gloria once. 我已经冒犯过歌洛莉亚一次了  

Not gonna do it again. 不能再有第二次了

 

1 screwdriver   

n.螺丝起子；伏特加橙汁鸡尾酒

参考例句：

• He took a screwdriver and teased out the remaining screws.他拿出螺丝刀把其余的螺丝卸了下来。
• The electric drill can also be used as a screwdriver.这把电钻也可用作螺丝刀。

2 skunk   

n.臭鼬，黄鼠狼；v.使惨败，使得零分；烂醉如泥

参考例句：

• That was a rotten thing to do, you skunk!那种事做得太缺德了，你这卑鄙的家伙！
• The skunk gives off an unpleasant smell when attacked.受到攻击时臭鼬会发出一种难闻的气味。

3 stink   

vi.发出恶臭；糟透，招人厌恶；n.恶臭

参考例句：

• The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。
• The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。