《摩登家庭》第1季第19集 第16期:买苹果被抓

 Mitchell, what are you doing? Get off of him. - Shut up. 米奇尔你干什么  放开他  -闭嘴

He's about to go to sleep. - No, I'm not. 他就要晕了  -才没有呢

Okay, folks¹. Break this up. You three- out of line. 请不要打架  三位请出列

Oh, no. I'm sorry, sir. I didn't have anything to do with this. 抱歉先生  我和他们无关

I'm just waiting in line to get an iPad. 我只是排队买iPad而已

I don't even know this guy. 我都不认识他

Oh, my God. I need your credit² card. 老天  我得用你的信用卡

- He's the problem. - Shut up! You're supposed to be asleep. -是他挑事  -闭嘴  你怎么还不晕

- It's okay. I have it. - Get off! -没事我拿到了  -放开我

- I've got it. - What? -我拿到了  -什么

I've got your card. I'm good. No, I'm good. 你的卡  我没犯事  没犯事

I'm good. I'm here. I'm here! 我排在这呢  这儿

I've gotta get my husband an iPad! 我要给我老公买iPad啊

Key to a good birthday? Low expectations. 生日快乐的秘诀就是  别期待太多

Thought I was getting an iPad. I was wrong about that. 我以为能有iPad  期待错了

Thought I was getting a surprise party at the batting cages. 以为球场有惊喜派对

Sorry, Big Phil. 不好意思  大菲尔

Guess when it comes right down to it, 我觉得  说到底

we're all just Jeff Sweeney taking a fastball to the plums. 我就跟被踢中蛋蛋的杰夫·斯威尼一样

Hey, um, Dad, your cake fell off the counter³, 老爸  蛋糕掉地下了

but Uncle Cam's trying to fix it. 但小卡舅夫正补救呢

He won't. 他只会偷吃掉

And the pizzas never showed up. 披萨一直都没送来

And they won't! 没来就没来呗

Hey, balloons. 基情小气球啊

Fine. I guess we'll never know. 得  反正没法知道了

Or we can find out right now. 要么现在见分晓

 

1 folks   

n.人们；父母；亲人；家属；人们( folk的名词复数 )；亲属；大伙儿；民间音乐

参考例句：

• Ask yourself what the folks in Peoria will think of it. 想一想皮奥里亚的人会如何看待这件事。
• When good folks meet, evil men keep their distance. 好人相逢，恶人远离。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

2 credit   

n.信用，荣誉，贷款，学分；v.归功于，赞颂，信任

参考例句：

• I credit him with a certain amount of sense.我认为他有一定的见识。
• He got the credit,and we did the dirty work.他得荣誉，我们做不讨好的工作。

3 counter   

n.柜台；计数器；adj.相反的；adv.与…相反地；vt.反对，反击；vi.反对，反击

参考例句：

• This counter is closed now.这个柜台现在已停止营业。
• Set the counter to zero and you'll know where the recording starts.把计数器拨到零，你就会知道录音从哪儿开始。