摩登家庭第三季 第77期:菲尔的朋友肯尼斯来访

 Oh, my goodness¹, those hands are cold. 天啊，那双手冰凉刺骨啊。

At least, buy me dinner first. 至少让我做个饱死鬼啊。

Tell my wife and kids I love them. 告诉我的妻子孩子我爱它们。

Oh, my god. 天啊。

That's kind of dark, mom. -What? 你瞬间把故事变黑暗了，妈。-什么啊？

Wait, what's my favourite hospital food? Jell-o! 等等，我最爱的医院食物是什么？哈露（哈啰+吉露果冻）！

Hi, buddy². No, today is still good. 好啊，哥们儿。不，今天可以的。

Good for what? Who's buddy? 可以干什么？哪个哥们儿？

Yeah, just head over on to the house. 好啊，直接来屋子里见面吧。

Whose house? Who's buddy? 谁家屋子？哥们儿又是谁？

OK, see you in a couple. 行，一会儿见。（克莱尔取其本意"一对"菲尔省略了couple后表示时间的词）

Couple of what? Who's buddy? 一对什么？哥们儿是谁？

Kenneth. -Kenneth? - Kenneth! 肯尼斯。-肯尼斯？-肯尼斯！

If I had a son, I'd want him to be like Kenneth Ploufe. 如果我有儿子，我希望他能和肯尼斯·普洛弗一样。

You do have a son. 你确实是有儿子的。

When we first moved in here, he was the sweet kid who lived next door. 我们刚搬来这里时，他还是个可爱的小孩住在我们隔壁。

Mm, the weird³ kid who lived next door, but Phil always had a soft spot for him because Kenneth sort of looked up to him. 是住在我们隔壁的古怪小孩吧？但菲尔对他很亲因为肯尼斯有点敬仰他。

I wouldn't say hero. -And yet you did. 我都不想说他视我如英雄。-但你还是说了。

Well, you weren't going to. Claire's always had some issues⁴ with Kenneth. 因为你不打算说啊。克莱尔对肯尼斯有些成见。

He would stare at me a little too long. 他老是色迷迷地盯着我看。

Can you blame him? You used to dress sexy back then. 那能怪他吗？因为你当年穿得太性感了。

Ten years. Can you believe it? I feel like we ended that last hug too soon. I-- come on again! 一晃十年过去了。难以置信啊？我觉得刚刚的拥抱过于仓促。再来一个吧！

Oh, wow, that's a lot of hugging. 哦，抱的多了点吧。

Oh! She's right. Why hug when you can...- Man-shake. - Man-shake. 哦！她说得对。为什么要拥抱，明明可以直接...-爷们握手。-爷们握手。

I'm gonna get the coffee. "Man-shake." Are we sure? 我去弄咖啡。爷们握手。没搞错吧？

Roll up the curtain. 拉起"门帘"。

I don't know what's worse-- That he competes every Thanksgiving in a pie-eating contest, or that he's 9-time runner-up. 我都不知道哪样才更糟，是他每年感恩节都会参加吃派比赛，还是他已经9次屈居第二了。

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the contest. -Yes, it would. 没有比赛就不是感恩节了。-当然也是啊。

I think I have to tell my pumpkin⁵ chunkin story. 我好想说说我的射南瓜故事。

Oh, no, no, you don't have to. 不，不，不，你不需要说的。

No, I kind of think I have to. 不，我觉得我必须说。

 

1 goodness   

n.善良，善行，美德

参考例句：

• Would you have the goodness to turn off the radio?劳驾，请你把收音机关上好不好？
• Thank goodness,we've found a cure for the disease.好了，这病有救了！

2 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

3 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

4 issues   

（水等的）流出( issue的名词复数 )； 出口； 放出； （特别重要或大众关注的）问题

参考例句：

• Let's start with the more easily addressable issues. 我们先从较容易处理的问题着手。
• Employment and taxation are the bread-and-butter issues of politics. 就业和征税是很重要的政治问题。

5 pumpkin   

n.南瓜

参考例句：

• They ate turkey and pumpkin pie.他们吃了火鸡和南瓜馅饼。
• It looks like there is a person looking out of the pumpkin!看起来就像南瓜里有人在看着你！