生活大爆炸第一季第一集_2Pilot(试播)

 　　生活大爆炸第一季第一集2Pilot(试播)

　　-Leonard: Okay, well, make yourself at home.

　　请随便些。

　　-Penny: Okay. Thank you.

　　谢谢。

　　-Leonard: You're very welcome.

　　不用客气。

　　-Penny: This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this?

　　这看着像是很严肃的东西，是你们谁做的吗？

　　-Sheldon: Actually, that's my work.

　　事实上那是我的作品。

　　-Penny: Wow.

　　哇哦。

　　-Sheldon: Yeah. Well, it's just some quantum mechanics, with a little string theory doodling around the edges.

　　是的，只是一些量子力学。边上还乱画了一些弦理论。

　　That part there, that's just a joke.

　　这个部分，只是个笑话。

　　It's a spoof¹ of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.

　　是讽刺波恩-奥本海默近似值的。

　　-Penny: So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.

　　那你就像是“美丽心灵”里那种天才喽？

　　-Sheldon: Yeah.

　　是。

　　-Penny: This is really impressive.

　　真是令人印象深刻。

　　-Leonard: I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.

　　我也有个板子，你要是喜欢板子，这块是我的。

　　-Penny: Holy smokes!

　　我的天啊。

　　-Sheldon: If by "holy smokes" you mean a derivative² restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled³ on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.

　　她说“我的天啊”，她是说这些毫无独创性的理论重述在麻省任何一个房间的墙上都能看到。

　　-Leonard: What?

　　什么?

　　-Sheldon: Come on.

　　拜托。

　　Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit, broken-hearted"?

　　这微分谁没见过啊？我真是心碎。

　　-Leonard: At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.

　　至少我不用创造26个次元，就为了做个算术。

　　-Sheldon: I didn't invent them. They're there.

　　不是创造，是本来就存在的。

　　-Leonard: In what universe?

　　在什么范围啊

　　-Sheldon: In all of them. That is the point.

　　在所有的范围内。就是这样。

　　-Penny: Uh... do you guys mind if I start?

　　你们介意我开始吃吗？

　　-Sheldon: Um... Penny...that's where I sit.

　　那是我坐的地方。

　　-Penny: So, sit next to me.

　　你可以坐我旁边。

　　-Sheldon: No... I sit there.

　　不，我就是坐那儿的。

　　-Penny: What's the difference?

　　有什么不同吗？

　　-Sheldon: What's the difference?!

　　有什么不同?

　　-Leonard: Here we go.

　　又来了。

　　-Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator⁴ to remain warm,

　　冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，

　　and yet not so close as to cause perspiration⁵;

　　也不会很热到直流汗。

　　in the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.

　　夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。

　　It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,

　　而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话，

　　nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

　　不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。

　　I could go on, but I think I've made my point.

　　我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。

　　-Penny: Do you want me to move?

　　你想我换个地方吗？

　　-Sheldon: Well...

　　恩……

　　-Leonard: Just sit somewhere else.

　　坐别的地方不行吗？

　　-Sheldon: Fine.

　　好吧。

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, sit!

　　Sheldon，坐下。

　　-Sheldon: Ah.

　　恩。

　　-Leonard: Well, this is nice. We don't have a lot of company over.

　　这样真好。我们没怎么请人来过。

　　-Sheldon: That's not true.Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over all the time.

　　是的，Koothrappali和Wolowitz总来。

　　-Leonard: Yes, I know, but...

　　是，我知道。

　　-Sheldon: Tuesday night we played Klingon Boggle till 1:00 in the morning.

　　周二晚我们玩Klingon拼字游戏直到凌晨一点。

　　-Leonard: Yeah, I remember.

　　是啊，我记得。

　　-Sheldon: I resent you saying we don't have company.

　　那你干吗这么说？

　　-Leonard: I'm sorry.

　　对不起。

　　-Sheldon: That has negative social implications.

　　这有负面的社会效应。

　　-Leonard: I said I'm sorry!

　　我道歉了。

　　-Penny: So... Klingon Boggle?

　　那么……Klingon拼字?

　　-Leonard: Yeah. It's like regular boggle, but... in Klingon

　　跟普通的没什么区别，就是在Klingong而已。

　　That's probably enough about us. So, tell us about you.

　　我们已经说的够多了，跟我们说说你吧。

　　-Penny: Um... me? Okay.

　　我? 好的。

　　I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

　　我是射手座的。这样你们就能了解很多想知道的事了。

　　-Sheldon: Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion⁶

　　是啊，这让我们知道你被大众文化所迷惑了

　　that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations⁷ at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.

　　根据太阳的位置随便胡乱定个星座以及你的出生日期影响了你的性格。

　　-Penny: Participate in the what?

　　跟什么有关?

　　-Leonard: I think what Sheldon's trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.

　　我想Sheldon是想说我们一开始没想到是射手座的。

　　-Penny: Oh, yeah. A lot of people think I'm a water sign.

　　是啊，很多人都觉得我像水相星座。

　　Okay, let's see, what else.

　　噢，我想想，还有什么？

　　Oh, I'm a vegetarian⁸. Except for fish.

　　我吃素，除了鱼以外。

　　And the occasional steak. I love steak!

　　偶尔还有牛排，我爱死牛排了。

　　-Sheldon: Well, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn.

　　真有意思,Leonard不能消化玉米。

　　-Leonard: Well, uh, do you have some sort of a job?

　　你有在工作吗？

　　-Penny: Oh, yeah. I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.

　　我是Cheesecake Factory的女招待。

　　-Leonard: Oh... I love cheesecake.

　　我喜欢芝士蛋糕。

　　-Sheldon: You're lactose intolerant.

　　你对乳糖过敏的。

　　-Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea.

　　我不吃，但我觉得这是个好主意。

　　-Penny: Oh. Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.

　　还有，我还在写一部剧本。

　　It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska,

　　是讲一个多愁善感的女孩子从林肯去了洛杉矶，

　　to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.

　　想要当女明星，却去当Cheesecake Factory的女招待。

　　-Leonard: So, it's based on your life.

　　是以你的生活为范本。

　　-Penny: No, I'm from Omaha.

　　不，我是从奥马哈来的。

　　-Leonard: Well, if that was movie, I would go see it.

　　如果要拍成电影，我肯定去看。

　　-Penny: I know, right? Okay, let's see, what else... um...

　　我知道，没错。我想想，还有什么。

　　Guess that's about it. That's the story of Penny.

　　我想就是这样了。这就是Penny的故事了。

　　-Leonard: Well, it sounds wonderful.

　　听起来很不错。

　　-Penny: It was. Until I fell in love with a jerk!

　　以前是的。直到我爱上了一个混蛋！

　　-Sheldon: What's happening?

　　怎么啦?

　　-Leonard: I don't know.

　　我不知道。

　　-Penny: God, you know, four years I lived with him.

　　我和他一起住了4年。

　　Four years…that's like as long as high school!

　　4年，那可跟高中时间一样长啊。

　　-Sheldon: It took you four years to get through high school?

　　你用了4年才念完高中？

　　-Penny: It just... I can't believe I trusted him!

　　我不敢相信我竟然那么信任他！

　　-Leonard: Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.

　　我该说点什么吗？我觉得我该说两句。

　　-Sheldon: You? No, you'll only make it worse.

　　你？你只会让事情更糟。

　　-Penny: You want to know the most pathetic part?

　　你知道最悲哀的是什么吗？

　　Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts⁹...

　　虽然我恨他骗我，恨他对我不忠。

　　I still love him. Is that crazy?

　　我还是爱他。我是不是疯了？

　　-Sheldon: Yes.

　　没错。

　　-Leonard: No, it's not crazy. It's uh... uh... it's a paradox¹⁰. The paradoxes¹¹ are part of nature.

　　不，这不是疯狂。是....只是有点矛盾。这是人的天性来的。

　　Think about light. If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiment,

　　想想光，如果你看惠更斯的东西光是一种波，已经被双狭缝实验所证实了，

　　but then along comes Albert Einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles, too.

　　但之后，随着Albert Einstein的研究发现光也是有分子运动的。

　　Well, I didn't make it worse.

　　我没让事情变糟。

　　-Penny: I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.

　　噢。真抱歉，我这么乱七八糟的。

　　On top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn't even work.

　　而且搬家搬得我想吐，我的洗澡间还不能用。

　　-Leonard: Our shower works.

　　我们的可以。

　　-Penny: Really? Would it be totally weird¹² if I used it?

　　是吗? 那借我用下会不会很奇怪?

　　-Leonard: Yes.

　　是的

　　-Sheldon: No.

　　不会!

　　-Leonard: No?

　　不会

　　-Sheldon: No.

　　不会

　　-Leonard: No. It's right down the hall.

　　不会。就在走廊尽头。

　　-Penny: Thanks. You guys are really sweet.

　　谢谢了，你们人真好。

　　-Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting development.

　　这可真是有趣的发展。

　　-Leonard: How so?

　　那怎样？

　　-Sheldon: It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.

　　有段时间没有女人在我们公寓里把衣服脱光了。

　　-Leonard: That's not true. Remember at thanksgiving my grandmother with Alzheimer's had that episode?

　　不是的，记得那年感恩节吗，我奶奶得了老年痴呆也上演了这一幕啊。

　　-Sheldon: Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off,

　　说的是有段时间没有女人在我们公寓里把衣服脱光了

　　after which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.

　　而我们不想把自己眼珠子挖出来。

　　-Leonard: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.

　　最糟的是看着她在那儿切火鸡。

　　-Sheldon: So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?

　　你这么做到底是为了什么呢？

　　-Leonard: Excuse me?

　　你说什么？

　　-Sheldon: That woman in there is not going to have sex with you.

　　那个女人是不会和你上床的。

　　-Leonard: Well, I'm not trying to have sex with her.

　　我也没想要和她上床啊。

　　-Sheldon: Oh, good. Then you won't be disappointed.

　　噢，很好，那你就不会失望了。

　　-Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?

　　你凭什么觉得她不会跟我上床呢？

　　I'm a male and she's a female.

　　我是个男人，她是个女人。

　　-Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species.

　　话是没错，但不是同一个物种。

　　-Leonard: I'm not going to engage in hypothetical here.

　　我不是再搞什么异想天开。

　　I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.

　　我只是想当个好邻居。

　　-Sheldon: Oh, of course.

　　噢，当然了。

　　-Leonard: That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop that I wouldn't participate.

　　但不是说如果有可能发展肉体关系我也不一定不会参与。

　　However briefly¹³.

　　大致是这样。

　　-Sheldon: Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered when she discovers your Luke Skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?

　　你觉得有没可能阻止她当她发现用的是卢克.天行者无泪配方洗发水？

　　-Leonard: It's Darth Vader shampoo.

　　是Dark Vador的洗发水。

　　Luke Skywalker's the conditioner.

　　卢克.天行者的护发素。

　　-Howard: Wait till you see this.

　　必须得看看这个。

　　-Rajesh: It's fantastic, unbelievable.

　　绝对精彩，难以置信。

　　-Leonard: See what?

　　看什么啊？

　　-Howard: It's a Stephen Hawking¹⁴ lecture from MIT in 1974.

　　是1974年Steven Hawking在麻省理工的讲座。

　　-Leonard: This isn't a good time.

　　现在不合适。

　　-Howard: It's before he became a creepy computer voice.

　　在他成为计算机声音之前。

　　-Leonard: That's great. You guys have to go.

　　很好，你们得离开这儿。

　　-Rajesh: Why?

　　为什么?

　　-Leonard: It's just not a good time.

　　现在就是不合适嘛。

　　-Sheldon: Leonard has a lady over.

　　Leonard请了一位女士过来。

　　-Howard: Yeah, right - your grandmother back in town?

　　是啊，你外婆又回来了啊？

　　-Leonard: No. And she's not a lady. She's just a new neighbor.

　　不，她不是位女士，只是新邻居。

　　-Howard: Hang on, there really is a lady here?

　　等一下，真的有位女士在吗？

　　-Leonard: Uh-huh.

　　是。

　　-Howard: And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus?

　　你赶我们出去是因为你想有性行为?

　　-Leonard: I'm not anticipating coitus.

　　我没有。

　　-Howard: So she's available for coitus?

　　那就是她可以发生性行为?

　　-Leonard: Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?

　　可以不要再说这个词了吗?

　　-Sheldon: Technically¹⁵, that would be "coitus interrupts".

　　应该是中断性行为。

　　-Penny: Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...?

　　嘿，有没哪个开关可以从水龙头变成喷头的?

　　Oh, hi. Sorry. Hello~

　　噢，嗨，抱歉。各位好。

　　-Howard:Enchanté! Mademoiselle.

　　你好，小姐。

　　Howard Wolowitz, Cal Tech, Department of Applied¹⁶ Physics.

　　Howard Wolowitz 加州科技大学应用物理系。

　　You may be familiar with some of my work.

　　你可能很熟悉我的一些作品。

　　It's currently orbiting Jupiter's largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs.

　　现在正沿着木星轨道拍摄高清晰数字照片。

　　-Penny: Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.

　　Penny 我在Cheesecake Factory工作。

　　-Leonard: Come on, I'll show you the trick with the shower.

　　来，我告诉你开关在哪儿。

　　-Howard: Bonne douche.

　　好好享受洗澡。

　　-Penny: I'm... I'm sorry?

　　你说什么？

　　-Howard: It's French for "good shower".

　　是法语里“好好享受洗澡”的意思。

　　It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.

　　只是我本人会讲六种语言。

　　-Leonard: Save it for your blog, Howard.

　　留着写博客吧，Howard。

　　-Howard:洗个痛快澡!

　　洗个痛快澡！

　　-Leonard: All right, there it goes. It sticks. I'm sorry.

　　好了，可以了，有点卡住了。抱歉。

　　-Penny: Okay, thanks.

　　好的，谢谢。

　　-Leonard: You' welcome. Oh, you're just going to step right... Okay, I'll...

　　不客气。你可以转……好，我走了。

　　-Penny: Hey, Leonard...

　　Leonard.。

　　-Leonard: The hair products are Sheldon's.

　　那些洗发用品都是Sheldon的。

　　-Penny: Okay. Um, can I ask you a favor?

　　好的。能请你帮个忙吗？

　　-Leonard: A favor?

　　帮忙？

　　Sure, you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.

　　当然可以请我帮忙，我愿意帮你的忙。

　　-Penny: It's okay if you say no.

　　你不答应也没关系的。

　　-Leonard: Oh, I'll probably say yes.

　　我很可能会答应。

　　-Penny: It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.

　　只是一般不会对刚认识的人提出这种要求。

　　-Leonard: Wow.

　　哇。

　　quantum mechanic：量子力学

　　string theory：弦理论

　　doodle：乱画

　　spoof：愚弄

　　Born-Oppenheimer approximation：波恩-奥本海默近似值

　　derivative：导出的

　　scribble：潦草的写法

　　parallax：视差

　　Klingon Boggle：克林贡拼字游戏【克林贡是外星人】

　　constellation：星座

　　paradox：矛盾

　　Alzheimer：老年痴呆

　　engage in：从事 hypothetical：假说的

　　Enchanté：<法>你好 Mademoiselle：<法>小姐

　　Jupiter：木星   high-resolution：高分辨率的

1 spoof   

n.诳骗，愚弄，戏弄

参考例句：

• The show was a spoof of college life.那戏是对大学生活的讽刺。
• That is Tim Robbins's spoof documentary about a presidential campaign.那是蒂姆·罗宾斯关于总统选举的讽刺纪录片。

2 derivative   

n.派(衍)生物；adj.非独创性的，模仿他人的

参考例句：

• His paintings are really quite derivative.他的画实在没有创意。
• Derivative works are far more complicated.派生作品更加复杂。

3 scribbled   

v.潦草的书写( scribble的过去式和过去分词 )；乱画；草草地写；匆匆记下

参考例句：

• She scribbled his phone number on a scrap of paper. 她把他的电话号码匆匆写在一张小纸片上。
• He scribbled a note to his sister before leaving. 临行前，他给妹妹草草写了一封短信。

4 radiator   

n.暖气片，散热器

参考例句：

• The two ends of the pipeline are connected with the radiator.管道的两端与暖气片相连接。
• Top up the radiator before making a long journey.在长途旅行前加满散热器。

5 perspiration   

n.汗水；出汗

参考例句：

• It is so hot that my clothes are wet with perspiration.天太热了，我的衣服被汗水湿透了。
• The perspiration was running down my back.汗从我背上淌下来。

6 delusion   

n.谬见，欺骗，幻觉，迷惑

参考例句：

• He is under the delusion that he is Napoleon.他患了妄想症，认为自己是拿破仑。
• I was under the delusion that he intended to marry me.我误认为他要娶我。

7 constellations   

n.星座( constellation的名词复数 )；一群杰出人物；一系列（相关的想法、事物）；一群（相关的人）

参考例句：

• The map of the heavens showed all the northern constellations. 这份天体图标明了北半部所有的星座。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• His time was coming, he would move in the constellations of power. 他时来运转，要进入权力中心了。 来自教父部分

8 vegetarian   

n.素食者；adj.素食的

参考例句：

• She got used gradually to the vegetarian diet.她逐渐习惯吃素食。
• I didn't realize you were a vegetarian.我不知道你是个素食者。

9 guts   

v.狼吞虎咽，贪婪地吃，飞碟游戏（比赛双方每组5人，相距15码，互相掷接飞碟）；毁坏（建筑物等）的内部( gut的第三人称单数 )；取出…的内脏n.勇气( gut的名词复数 )；内脏；消化道的下段；肠

参考例句：

• I'll only cook fish if the guts have been removed. 鱼若已收拾干净，我只需烧一下即可。
• Barbara hasn't got the guts to leave her mother. 巴巴拉没有勇气离开她妈妈。 来自《简明英汉词典》

10 paradox   

n.似乎矛盾却正确的说法；自相矛盾的人(物)

参考例句：

• The story contains many levels of paradox.这个故事存在多重悖论。
• The paradox is that Japan does need serious education reform.矛盾的地方是日本确实需要教育改革。

11 paradoxes   

n.似非而是的隽语，看似矛盾而实际却可能正确的说法( paradox的名词复数 )；用于语言文学中的上述隽语；有矛盾特点的人[事物，情况]

参考例句：

• Contradictions and paradoxes arose in increasing numbers. 矛盾和悖论越来越多。 来自辞典例句
• As far as these paradoxes are concerned, the garden definitely a heterotopia. 就这些吊诡性而言，花园无疑地是个异质空间。 来自互联网

12 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

13 briefly   

adv.简单地，简短地

参考例句：

• I want to touch briefly on another aspect of the problem.我想简单地谈一下这个问题的另一方面。
• He was kidnapped and briefly detained by a terrorist group.他被一个恐怖组织绑架并短暂拘禁。

14 hawking   

利用鹰行猎

参考例句：

• He is hawking his goods everywhere. 他在到处兜售他的货物。
• We obtain the event horizon and the Hawking spectrumformula. 得到了黑洞的局部事件视界位置和Hawking温度以及Klein—Gordon粒子的Hawking辐射谱。

15 technically   

adv.专门地，技术上地

参考例句：

• Technically it is the most advanced equipment ever.从技术上说，这是最先进的设备。
• The tomato is technically a fruit,although it is eaten as a vegetable.严格地说，西红柿是一种水果，尽管它是当作蔬菜吃的。

16 applied   

adj.应用的；v.应用，适用

参考例句：

• She plans to take a course in applied linguistics.她打算学习应用语言学课程。
• This cream is best applied to the face at night.这种乳霜最好晚上擦脸用。