I wrote a science fiction film which I'll tell you about. 我来给你们讲讲我写的一部科幻电影吧。 It's ten after four in the afternoon, and everybody in the world mysteriously falls asleep. 在某日下午的四点十分，地球上的每...
I was talking about this on TV last week. I escape always into a rich fantasy life, that comes from an unhappy childhood. 上周我就在电视里谈论过这个。我总是逃离现实生活而沉浸于绚丽多姿的幻界，这是由于我不幸福的...
I was kidnapped once. I was standing in front of my schoolyard, and a black sedan pulls up. 我曾经遭到过绑架。当时我正站在校园前面，有一辆黑色的轿车驶过来停到我身旁。 And two guys get out, and they say to me, do I...
I shot a moose, once. I was hunting up -state New York, and I shot a moose, and I strap him on to the fender of my car. 曾打到过一头驼鹿。我到纽约的西北边狩猎，我打到了一头驼鹿。我把他捆在我车子的前杠上。 And...
Someone asked me if I would tell this story. A long time ago...It's a wierd story. 有人问我会不会说下面这个故事。那是很久以前的事了，一个很诡异的故事。 It was out in Los Angeles and I was at a party with a very big H...
Listen to this. I was watching one night the Ed Sullivan Show, and Sullivan had on a hypnotist called The Great Renaldo. 听听这则故事。有天晚上我正在看爱德沙利文秀，沙利文请来个催眠师，人称雷纳尔多大师。 And R...
Which I think brings me to my main...conclusion here, that is that I got married, that's the biggest thing that's happened to me over the last...I got married for the second time, incidentally. 我想现在到了来告一重要段落的时候了，那就...
In addition to my vodka ad, I also played Las Vegas for the first time. 除了我的伏特加广告，我还第一次去了拉斯维加斯玩。 You see I'm not a gambler, you should know that about me. I went to the racetrack once in my life and I b...
Mr. Woody Allen. 请伍迪艾伦先生。 Thank you. Let me start at the very beginning. I did a vodka ad, that's the first important thing. 谢谢。我还是从头说起，我做的第一件大事与做伏特加酒广告有关。 A big vodka compan...
英国达人秀评委David Williams和美国喜剧(comedy)男星Ben Stiller对口相声(cross talk)，笑说英美大不同，既有语言笑点也有借幌吐槽(spitslot)，中枪名单：Stiller本人、小布什、默多克、皮尔斯摩根、哈利...
