A Businessman,A Priest or A Drunk 商人、牧师或酒鬼 An older couple had a son, who was still living at home. 一对老夫妻有个儿子,目前仍然闲赋在家, The parents were a little warried, as the son was still unable to decide abo...
Three legged Chicken 三条腿的鸡 A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. 有一天,有个人在乡间小路上开着车,看到一直三条腿的鸡。 He was amused engough to drive along side it for a...
Two Farmers 两个农夫 A Texan farmer goes into Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. 有个德州农夫去澳洲度假时遇见一个澳洲农夫,两人攀谈了起来。 The Aussie shows off his big wheat f...
The origin of Adam and Eve 亚当和夏娃的出身 A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. 英国人、法国人和俄国人一起看着一幅亚当和夏娃在伊甸园里嬉戏的画...
Six Grade Science 六年级的自然科学课 Six grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: 六年级的自然科学老师桑普森先生问班上同学: Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when...
Payroll Pete 发薪名单里的彼特 Two men sit down for lunch in the office cafeteria. 有两个人坐在办公大楼的自助餐厅里吃中餐。 Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll? one asked. 喂,发薪名单里怎么没有彼特,他到...
Amazing pig 惊人的猪 A reporter hear about an amazing pig and goes out to the farm in Arkansas to get the story. He finds the farmer near teh barn and asks him if the rumors about his pig are ture. 一名记者听闻有条惊人的猪,便前往阿肯...
Who Killed My Dog? 谁杀了我的狗? A timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx , and clearing his throat asked, 一个害羞的小个子男生,鼓起勇气走进布朗克斯区一家飙车族酒吧,清了清喉咙问道: Um,...
Bartender, Give Me Another! 酒保,再来一杯! A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. 有个人走进酒吧,一副醉醺醺的模样摇摇晃晃地走...
Sunbathing 日光浴 Jen spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. 珍的假期几乎都在旅馆屋顶上沐日光浴。 She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way...