经典双语笑话 第46期:还是家里好
Home Sweet Home 还是家里好 A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa. 一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。 How did it go? asked his colleagues. 这次打猎顺利吗?同僚问道。 Oh , it was very disappointing, replied the surgeon. 喔
经典双语笑话 第47期:你真是有问题了
You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了! A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom. 一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。 Do you urinate in the morning? asked the doctor. 你早上有小便吗?,医
经典双语笑话 第48期:爬得越高跌得越重
The Bigger They Are the Harder They Fail 爬得越跌得越重 The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. 一位心理医师感到有些厌烦。 He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy. 他已治好一名病人的幻想
经典双语笑话 第49期:谁在放屁
Okay, Who Cut the Cheesee? 谁在放屁? A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time. 有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。 He had been quite nervous about it, 他好紧张, and his nervousness was manif
经典双语笑话 第51期:设身处地替人想一想
Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上,老妈要老爸去修理茅房。 Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。
经典双语笑话 第52期:先享受后付款
Play Now Pay Later 先享受后付款 Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women, 花花公子杰克喜欢到世界各地探险,和许多妓女风流, but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional
经典双语笑话 第53期:农场趣谈
Down on the Farm 农场趣谈 The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse, 一位农夫正在漆他茅房内的墙壁, when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath. 一不小心由所坐的椅子上滑了一跤,跌落到下面的
经典双语笑话 第54期:慈善应由家中做起
Charity Begins at Home 慈善应由家中做起 Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member. 山姆,希德尼正挨家挨户推销他所属的一家慈善机构的彩
经典双语笑话 第55期:心满意足的客户
A Satisfied Gustomer 一位心满意足的客户 A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller. 有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说: I wanna open a god-damned checking account. 我想开个你他妈的
经典双语笑话 第56期:钢笔去哪儿了
Where Do You keep Yours ? 你的东西放到哪儿去了? The famous but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. 一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视,一位年轻的实习医生跟着他。
经典双语笑话 第57期:同病相怜
We're in the Same Boat 同病相怜 The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye. 一位年轻人因为他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。 His friends would often invite him to dance parties, 他的朋友常会邀请
经典双语笑话 第58期:老马识途
Age has it's advantages 老马识途 A young vice president of a bank had embezzled $200,000 and squandered it at the race track. 一位年轻的银行副总裁挪用了二十万美金的公款,并悉数浪费在赛马上。 The bank examiners were
经典双语笑话 第59期:谦虚为怀
And Modest Too 也要谦虚为怀 The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon, 我要结婚的对象必须要像所罗门王一样聪明, as mighty as Hercules, 像赫克力士一样强壮, as brave as Admiral Nelson, 像纳尔逊上将一样英勇,
经典双语笑话 第60期:这是个法律问题
It's the Law 这是个法律问题 A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law. 一位身材修长,举止文雅,穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释英国法律。
经典双语笑话 第61期:骄傲的老爸
A Proud Father 骄傲的老爸 The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college, 一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂, so he called the dean