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  • 经典双语笑话 第46期:还是家里好 Home Sweet Home 还是家里好 A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa. 一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。 How did it go? asked his colleagues. 这次打猎顺利吗?同僚问道。 Oh , it was very disappointing, replied the surgeon. 喔
  • 经典双语笑话 第47期:你真是有问题了 You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了! A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom. 一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。 Do you urinate in the morning? asked the doctor. 你早上有小便吗?,医
  • 经典双语笑话 第48期:爬得越高跌得越重 The Bigger They Are the Harder They Fail 爬得越跌得越重 The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. 一位心理医师感到有些厌烦。 He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy. 他已治好一名病人的幻想
  • 经典双语笑话 第49期:谁在放屁 Okay, Who Cut the Cheesee? 谁在放屁? A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time. 有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。 He had been quite nervous about it, 他好紧张, and his nervousness was manif
  • 经典双语笑话 第51期:设身处地替人想一想 Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上,老妈要老爸去修理茅房。 Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。
  • 经典双语笑话 第52期:先享受后付款 Play Now Pay Later 先享受后付款 Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women, 花花公子杰克喜欢到世界各地探险,和许多妓女风流, but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional
  • 经典双语笑话 第53期:农场趣谈 Down on the Farm 农场趣谈 The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse, 一位农夫正在漆他茅房内的墙壁, when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath. 一不小心由所坐的椅子上滑了一跤,跌落到下面的
  • 经典双语笑话 第54期:慈善应由家中做起 Charity Begins at Home 慈善应由家中做起 Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member. 山姆,希德尼正挨家挨户推销他所属的一家慈善机构的彩
  • 经典双语笑话 第55期:心满意足的客户 A Satisfied Gustomer 一位心满意足的客户 A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller. 有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说: I wanna open a god-damned checking account. 我想开个你他妈的
  • 经典双语笑话 第56期:钢笔去哪儿了 Where Do You keep Yours ? 你的东西放到哪儿去了? The famous but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. 一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视,一位年轻的实习医生跟着他。
  • 经典双语笑话 第57期:同病相怜 We're in the Same Boat 同病相怜 The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye. 一位年轻人因为他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。 His friends would often invite him to dance parties, 他的朋友常会邀请
  • 经典双语笑话 第58期:老马识途 Age has it's advantages 老马识途 A young vice president of a bank had embezzled $200,000 and squandered it at the race track. 一位年轻的银行副总裁挪用了二十万美金的公款,并悉数浪费在赛马上。 The bank examiners were
  • 经典双语笑话 第59期:谦虚为怀 And Modest Too 也要谦虚为怀 The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon, 我要结婚的对象必须要像所罗门王一样聪明, as mighty as Hercules, 像赫克力士一样强壮, as brave as Admiral Nelson, 像纳尔逊上将一样英勇,
  • 经典双语笑话 第60期:这是个法律问题 It's the Law 这是个法律问题 A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law. 一位身材修长,举止文雅,穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释英国法律。
  • 经典双语笑话 第61期:骄傲的老爸 A Proud Father 骄傲的老爸 The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college, 一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂, so he called the dean
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