《柯南脱口秀》第5期:进行巡回宣传

 Somebody went oop.But no,it's... 有人欢呼 不是的 是

you're the kind of guy that like，you are not uncomfortable like being naked¹, you know? 你是那种 你不介意裸体吗

Well, it depends on the setting².Sometimes it's, I think it's super funny. 要看什么环境了 有时我会觉得这很好玩

You think being mude is funny? Very funny. 你觉得裸体很好玩 非常好玩

Something I used to do a lot then I stopped was I thought，This could go anywhere. 我以前经常做一件事 后来不这么干了 这后面的走势太不好说了

It sounds like there are detectives watching that are leaning³ forward. 听上去像是 在听节目的警探 都聚精会神了起来

I've been looking for that guy. 我一直找这家伙呢

I used to go into kind of like public restrooms. 我以前会去公共洗手间

I'd stand at a urinal and pull my pants all the way down like a kid. 站在小便器前 把裤子一直脱到脚踝 像孩子那样 

Really? And stand like a little kid. 真的 站姿也像小孩一样

As a grown man I would do this and you don't expect to see it.Right.It's funny to me. 但我是作为成年人这么做 这种场面不多见 是吧 我觉得挺好玩的

I have to say a grown man doing that is funny but you're doing this in public? 我得说 成年人这么做是挺好玩的 但你要在公共场合这么做

Well I was. Usually for the benefit⁴ of a friend that I might be peeing with. 是啊 一般是为了跟我一起尿尿的朋友

But, you know, the last time I did it I was on a, I was on a press tour with Jason Siegel  我最后一次这么做的时候 我当时在进行巡回宣传 同行的有杰森·席格尔 

and we were at this much music.I remember it was in Canada, it was like their mtv. We were in the...there uh... 我们当时在加拿大的“好多音乐” 就像他们那边的MTV台

I said I had to go to the restroom before we go on air 我说我们做节目前我得先去趟洗手间

and I knew he was gonna go to the bathroom too so I ran in first and I did it. 我知道他也要去 我先跑进去 这么做了

There was no one else in the bathroom standing⁵ up. 当时厕所里站着的没有别人

 

1 naked   

adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的

参考例句：

• To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。
• The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。

2 setting   

n.背景

参考例句：

• The play has its setting in Vienna.该剧以维也纳为背景。
• Where and when a story takes place is called the setting.故事发生的地点和时间称为故事背景。

3 leaning   

n.倾向，爱好，偏爱v.（使）倾斜，屈身( lean的现在分词 )；倚；依赖；使斜靠

参考例句：

• a leaning towards comedy rather than tragedy 偏爱喜剧而不是悲剧
• Jackson is leaning over backwards to persuade his wealthy uncle. 杰克逊想尽种种办法去讨好他那个有钱的叔叔。 来自《简明英汉词典》

4 benefit   

n.好处，益处，福利；vt.有益于，对…有益；vi.受益于

参考例句：

• The money is to be used for the benefit of the poor.这笔钱用来为穷人谋福利。
• He thought he would benefit from going to school.他认为上学对他有好处。

5 standing   

n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的

参考例句：

• After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
• They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。